Ashley Cole is 'pathetic'

On a slow news day you can always count on Cheryl Cole to come out with something. Cheryl, WAG of Chelsea's Cashley Cole, has a documented opinion on everything from Amy Winehouse to creepy men with foot fetishes. The latest surprise victim to feel the wrath is her own husband.
Cheryl has lashed out at Ashley branding him 'pathetic' because he called her while she was out on tour asking for directions on how to make instant noodles. She says, "I couldn't believe it - especially as it says "boil for two minutes" on the front of the packet." She also mentioned that he only just learned how to iron.
Okay, we knew that the Chelsea boys were bordering on unacceptable footballer fabulosity but this, well this is just next level. Does he know how to tie his own shoes or does he have to call Cheryl for that as well? We can imagine it now:
'Cheryl babe, does the loop go under or over? I can't remember.'
'Under.'
'Over?'
'No, under.'
'Ugh, I can't do this!'
'Don't you have to tie your boots everyday in training, Ash?'
'No, we have the team maid do it for us.'
'*click*'
'Cheryl?..Cheryl?!'
sources: Cheryl Cole calls hubby Ashley pathetic
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