Thursday, September 13, 2007
Cheryl Cole will learn to krump in Compton
As a part of ITV2 show Passions, Cheryl Cole is going to head out to Compton - yes, that Compton in LA - to learn to krump. A source tells The Mirror, "Cheryl is really excited about it as she has always wanted to do this and can't stop talking about it."
This is where we would normally make a rude remark about the often absurd/unnecessary nature of most of Cheryl's remarks and ideas but we simply don't understand this one. In fact, we are genuinely fearful for her safety.
Will a misguided Cheryl hold up her hands in a gangster-esque 'W' sign and scream 'Weeeest-siiiiide!' to passers-by? Will Cheryl get a 'cap busted in her ass' whilst attempting to explain to Compton citizens that she is not, in fact, just a 'skinny little bitch ass white girl' but is also a UK popstar married to a famous footballer? Will Cheryl get yet another cap busted in her ass while attempting to explain she meant 'the other football'?
But we're not the only ones who are expressing concerns: "Ashley is really worried as Compton is notorious for having a lot of crime and gang violence. He's worried Cheryl won't be safe out there."
Final verdict: This is wholly unethical. Under normal circumstances we would suggest a letter writing campaign but we're actually bitches who would never (ever) spoil potentially entertaining TV for something as elementary as ethics. It's TIET policy, sorry.
source: Gangs Aloud
Labels: chelsea, cheryl cole, WAGs
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