Quick Quotes: Roque just doesn't get it

Blackburn's Roque Santa Cruz, did well for himself on our Sexy Signings ranking earlier this season but now he's out haterating on his hottie status:
"I don't feel sexy. My brother reads about these things and makes fun of me. 'What is this s***?', he will ask. It's nice, I guess, but it doesn't mean anything, does it?"
Well, actually it does mean something, Roque. In fact, it means just about everything. It may be the only reason we care about or watch football in the first place.
You see, footballers like yourself are like peices of meat. Granted, you sir, may be a Grade A cut of Angus Beef but don't get it twisted, you're still a piece of meat. You may score the occasional cracking goal (Ronaldo) or make a tricky tackle (Cashley), you may dive like a fragile 3 year old girl knocked over by a slight breeze at the mere sight of the 18 yard line (Drogba), you may chase after a referee like he just stole your favourite cherry-flavoured lollipop at recess (Terry). But all that stuff: cherry on top.
At the end of the day, all we want you to do is shut up and take off your shirt. Understood?
source: Rovers Cruz is sitting pretty - but he's not just a pin-up
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