Monday, October 15, 2007
WAG on the side: Elsa Sousa
We've always been of the persuasion that Jose Mourinho was more than just a little too hot for his wife, Tami. So, it was only a matter of time until this story came out.
Allegedly, Jose had an affair with Portuguese shop-girl Elsa Sousa for two years. The two met while he was managing Leiria and she working at the clothing store she then owned. According to The Sun she 'looked up from the cash register and into the eyes of the most beautiful man she had ever seen'. He told her she was 'the most beautiful woman he'd ever met' and it was love at first sight.
How romantic! Well, except for the bit about him being already married to Tami and yet going around telling everyone at his new club, Porto, that Elsa was his partner.
The Sun also go on about how the two baby-talked to each other - he called her 'Princess', she called him 'Zezinho', he stroked her hair and kissed her during romantic dinners.
Yes, he's a bit of an ass for stepping out on the wifey but that part doesn't really bother us as much as his alleged penchant for making love with Sting and Bryan Adams playing in the background.
Jose, there is way better love-making music out there: Marvin Gaye, Earth Wind and Fire even old Brian McKnight would suffice. If you flicked on Bryan Adams during one of our sessions trust us when we say that even your very 'special' ways would have us threatening to leave. As a further offense, if you even attempted to sing along and furthermore, knew all the words we would be forced to kick you twice in your 'special' place before getting up, popping out the offending CD and smashing into pieces as you cried out 'No, no! Not my my magical mojo music!' before we marched out the door.
source: Jose's secret two year affair
Labels: elsa sousa, jose mourinho, managers
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