Tuesday, October 9, 2007
War on WAGs: Dynamo Kiev coach Josef Sabo
Forget the war on terrorism, it seems football coaches the world over have launched a war on WAGs this season. First it was Roy Keane with his 'soft footballers' tirade, now Josef Sabo has also gone public with his complaints.
After a string of craptastical performances by his team, the Dynamo Kiev manager has concluded that instead of working on some sort of tactical issue that may have been neglected by himself or his team, he must first and foremost launch an aggressive effort to kick WAGs out of football.
Sabo has elected to remove all footballers from their respective WAGs and set up a training base far, far away from the distraction of WAGtastic tans, boobies and other such footballer wife fabulosity.
Although Sabo made no mention as to whether credit cards were left safely in the hands of the footballers' partners, he did have this comment:
"Personally, I'm not ashamed because I see how in a short time they have made very good progress, because I have taken them away from their women, from their wives. We went to the (training) base, because women in football are a scourge. They do not understand that men need to work, that they have a hard job to do.
Final Verdict: TIET policy very clearly states that we are to excuse idiotic and absurd comments made by footballers, football managers and football officials under two very strict conditions:
1. Their sexifiable talent outweighs the bizarre comments they have made.
2. They are David Beckham. Although, it should be noted that considering Becks is the undisputed holy grail of hot footballers, we have yet to come across an instance where we have had to put this policy in motion on his behalf.
However, since Mr. Sabo satisfies neither of these conditions (regrettably), we will have to ask Mr. Sabo to sit down, shut up, and permanently remove his very unfortunate and undesirable face from our view.
source: WAGs to blame for Dynamo Kiev's form - coach
Labels: dynamo kiev, josef sabo, managers, WAGs, war on WAGs
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