We're putting the focus on the WAGs, lifestyle, players and the all important gossip and dirt surrounding the beautiful game.
Because let's face it, there's so much more to soccer (football) than the game. Did we mention the hot footballers? And yes, we do know the offside rule, thank you very much.
EPL Hottie: Gabriel Badilla - Newly signed to the New England Revolution from Deportivo Saprissa of the Costa Rican Primera Division. He also played for the Costa Rican national team during the 2006 World Cup in Germany..
EPL Hottie: Vincenzo (Vince) Grella - This Socceroo, of Italian descent, has played all over Italy and recently signed for Blackburn, joining his Australian teammate Brett Emerton..
Most Hated: Compression Shorts - These fashionless contraptions, although perhaps serving some sort of injury defense for some, leaves me feeling less than delighted after a game. Thighs should be seen and the spandex is cramping their style.
Most Loved: Monday Holidays - I love not having to work on Mondays.
Most Annoying WAG: Elen Rives - Apparently Abi Clancy is letting her decorate her new home in Portsmouth. Why, in god’s name, would you let this fashion disaster regurgitate her style in your home? I'm seeing ruffles, sequins, and too much fabric.
Barfline:“Rafa: I’m Pulling the G-Strings” - Provided by The Sun, this article is in reference to him having control over Steven Gerrard playing for England. I don’t know about you, but Steven Gerrard and G-string in the same sentence sends shivers of delight down my spine.
'Round the Neighbourhood: Manchester City are the new rich a**holes of the Premier League. Robinho was ours w**kers!
Here's Cristiano Ronaldo and Michael Owen in the new PES Commercial. Be sure to watch until the very end where Ronaldo unleashes a bit of the crazy on us.
UPDATE: We realize that screen-cap is a bit risqué but we're not trying to get you in trouble at work, we promise.