Saturday, November 17, 2007
HOW NOT TO BE SEXY: ANTON FERDINAND STYLE
Before we get into today's internationals let us first observe this fine example of how not to be sexy.
Anton Ferdinand style:
Now, we know that the Soulja Boy dance is the new big thing. Doing the dance at random or whenever you hear the song come on (whether you are in public or not) has become a bit of a societal epidemic. Last day we saw Ellen DeGeneres do it on her talk show, Natalie Portman do it on TRL and we are now living in perma-fear that Barbara Walters is going to harass us with it on The View next week. We even saw a middle-aged woman burst into the Soulja boy when we were in the post office last week (fact).
Let's be clear: if you are not Soulja boy, are not a professional krumper, are not a hip-hop artist or rapper ('aspiring' rappers don't count) there is no need for you to be doing the Soulja Boy dance outside the privacy of your own home. No, not even if you know all the moves like Anton Ferdinand and Nigel Reo-Coker do. And we don't care how much you love doing that 'then suuuuperman' part- it is not okay. It is not cute; it is not sexy.
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via: chicken dinner
Anton Ferdinand style:
Now, we know that the Soulja Boy dance is the new big thing. Doing the dance at random or whenever you hear the song come on (whether you are in public or not) has become a bit of a societal epidemic. Last day we saw Ellen DeGeneres do it on her talk show, Natalie Portman do it on TRL and we are now living in perma-fear that Barbara Walters is going to harass us with it on The View next week. We even saw a middle-aged woman burst into the Soulja boy when we were in the post office last week (fact).
Let's be clear: if you are not Soulja boy, are not a professional krumper, are not a hip-hop artist or rapper ('aspiring' rappers don't count) there is no need for you to be doing the Soulja Boy dance outside the privacy of your own home. No, not even if you know all the moves like Anton Ferdinand and Nigel Reo-Coker do. And we don't care how much you love doing that 'then suuuuperman' part- it is not okay. It is not cute; it is not sexy.
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via: chicken dinner
Labels: anton ferdinand, nigel reo-coker, not sexy, soulja boy
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