Thursday, November 8, 2007
JOSE MOURINHO BEATS UP ON A 12 YEAR OLD BOY
Taking all this time off from football has left Jose Mourinho with loads of down-time. You know, quality time to spend with the family, time to reminisce over all the happy moments spent at Stamford Bridge, time to pick up new hobbies like scrapbooking, quilting and bullying school-children.
Okay, so we're not so sure about the scrapbooking and quilting bit but we're defo certain about the bullying school-children part. Seriously, the man has gone loopy.
After Jose heard that a boy at his daughter's school had told her that Mourinho wasn't 'the best', the former Chelsea sex-god marched himself over to the 12 year old boy, yanked his ear, pulled his hair and let him know the truth. You go, girl!
Isabel Simao the headmistress of St. Peter's school told the Daily Mail: 'From what I can gather it was just a typical children's row with children's words. She claimed her dad was the best but the boy said he wasn't. It was as simple as that. I saw Mr Mourinho grabbing the child's arm. There was no physical assault in the literal sense of the term. Pedro cried a bit at first and seemed frightened but we calmed him down.'
Jose was made to formally apologize to the boy and his parents. We're not sure what the specifics of the apology were but we're pretty sure it went something like this:
'It is unfortunate you could not acknowledge my specialness earlier and for zat, I make apologies. Your son has said stupid things but as we all know, it is not possible to ask an omlette to be an egg or an egg to be an omlette without adding zat special ingredient.'
The apology was most likely followed up with confused looks being exchanged between the headmistress and the victim's parents who then shrugged and figured that was going to be the best apology they were going to get out of the Jose.
Anyway, the issue seems to have been resolved for now. The boy's father has said, 'For me, the matter wasn't even that important. The matter between me and Mr Jose Mourinho is resolved.'
Final Verdict:
For the sake of the children, Jose please get back to doing what you do best: sexifying touchlines throughout Europe with your glam overcoats and penetrating glances. Oh, how we miss you so!
source: Mourinho 'pulled ears of schoolboy, 12, who said he was not the best' - Mourinho 'pulled ears of schoolboy, 12, who said he was not the best'
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