Monday, December 3, 2007
ANGRY KEEPERS: LOOKING FOR AU PAIRS AS INFIGHTING CONTINUES AT ARSENAL
Oli Kahn is not the greatest looking dude but, good gracious, when is the rain was added into the mix this weekend, it just got infinitely worse didn't it?
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The delicious keeper-on-keeper drama continues at Arsenal as Manuel Almunia officially declares that he and Jens 'perpetually pissed' Lehmann are no longer on speaking terms:
"We maintain a distance. There is no dialogue. It's better for me that way. I'm a lot calmer not talking to him. I'm having the best time of my career, enjoying each game as if it is my last. I like living fully in the present."
At this point, we are suspecting that some very serious issues are behind this Almunia-Lehmann hateration marathon. Perhaps an Almunia-Wenger-Lehmann love triangle gone wrong? We are currently investigating the issue.
Allegedly, Emmanuel Adebayor has dipped into the crizaziness to tell Jens to chill out on the 'OMGz, Almunia hasn't even like won a trophy yet though!' tip:
"According to the manager, we cannot change Almunia at the moment so Jens should try to be more patient...He is playing very well so he cannot change."
We say, Addy should just butt out: if Jens and Manuel weren't so catty our Angry Keeper feature would be pretty much shut-down, so stop wailing on our party.
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In other Lehmann related news, the Lehmann famz is looking for a new au pair, the crazy yet adorable fan-girls over at Jens Defense, tell us:
"Aupairs all over the world, watch out: the Lehmann family in London is looking via 'Aupair World' for a diligent, reliable, warmhearted girl. "My wife is a teacher (not working) and I am a professional in the sports market",Lehmann writes. Maybe he should have added that there might be a change of city in the near future. Not that the young ladies are looking forward to London and are ending up in Manchester."
Get your resume's out, ladies!
source: Almunia: Lehmann And I Don’t Speak - The Jens Lehmann Defense League - Put a sock in it, Jens - getty
Labels: angry keepers, arsenal, jens lehmann, manuel almunia, oliver kahn
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