Thursday, December 13, 2007
CAPELLO EXPOSED: HATING ON BECKHAM'S STYLE, VELAZQUEZ AND HIS DRUG-FILLED PAST
Now that Jose Mourinho has flaked out on the England job, it's all set to be passed on to Fabio Capello.
Although we admittedly don't know or care much about Fabio, after reading a few of these gems gifted to the world by the man himself, we're beginning to take an interest in his apparent ridiculosity:
"...I just can’t stand ankle socks. When a gentleman crosses his legs and the trouser leg rides up to show hairy shins at the top of the sock, it offends my eyes. It’s like women wearing their stockings rolled down around their ankles. Both would be a real turn-off."
Where in an interview with a football manager do ankle socks come up? 'So, Fabs, babe, what's your opinion on socks? Like, where do you stand on the sockless Beckham issue?' Even more bizarre: did Capello feel so passionate about the ankle sock v normal sock issue that he didn't even have to be coerced? Either way, a bit unstable this Capello fellow.
"Art makes me passionate. I particularly like the ‘Black’ period in Goya’s career or some of Velazquez’s best work — he was the first impressionist in art history. Walking round great art like that boosts your spirits.”
Is Velazquez some obscure Spanish footballer we haven't heard of? Is he hot? What do you mean thats inappropriate? Would you just stop trying to change the subject, Fabs, and answer the question?
By the way, how do you look in an overcoat? (Not better than Jose, we bet.)
Anyhow, it turns out that Goya and other such bougie trickery is not the only thing that 'boosts' Señor Capello's spirits:
"Micoren, for example, was taken by everybody – even me when I was in the national team."
Something tells us we're going to enjoy this guy a helluva lot more than we did Gigantor Teeth McClaren.
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The English FA is rumoured to announce Fabio Capello's appointment as England manager within the next 24-48 hours. As usual, we'll let you know when it goes down.
source: I hate white tops & hairy shins - SECRET DRUGS SHOCK OF NEW ENGLAND BOSS
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