Thursday, December 6, 2007
CHELSEA FABULOSITY: ESSIEN BACKING JOSE, FLORENT BOOTED?
Michael Essien has become the latest fan-girl to urge the FA to hire Jose Mourinho for the world's least desirable job. 'Frankly, I don’t know why the FA are delaying over Mourinho,' says Essi. 'They should get him now to coach the team and get England back to where it belongs — on top of world football.'
Although Florent's 'OMGz training is so terrible, like' comments and Sheva, equally annoying, with his 'bitches don't know me!' tirade, have put a considerable amount of strain on our relationship with Chelsea Fabulosity Central, we've decided to remain positive by focusing on the Jose-love that has been perpetuated among the superior footballers at Chelsea.
(FYI: By 'superior' we mean the guys who are jonesing for one of the old-time, late-night rendez-vous they used to share with The Sex in an Overcoat. Lampsy, we're looking at you.)
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Florent may be on his way out in a transfer agreement brewing between Chelsea and Real Madrid where Chelsea are looking to secure the (way less hot), Royston Drenthe.
Malou has definitely demonstrated his douchebagish side this week but we're going to hold out before releasing our Final Verdict on the 'Florent: Y/N?' situ. We're going to have a deep think about some things: What has this fellow done for the ladies lately? More specifically, when was the last time he took off his shirt? Flashed the thighs o' glory?
source: Essien: FA must get Jose now
Labels: andriy shevchenko, chelsea, florent malouda, jose mourinho, michael essien, royston drenthe
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