Tuesday, December 11, 2007
HOW NOT TO BE SEXY: BOBBY BOSWELL STYLE
What goes through a footballer's brain before intentionally exposing themselves in such a manner?
Are they attempting to endear themselves to our 'awww, look at him he's such a dork, but he's like soo cute though' side?
(FYI: When it comes to footballers, there is no such thing as dorky-cute. The only footballer who gets away with that it is Volzy and you are not him so, GTFO, s'il vous plait.)
Or are moments such as Anton Ferdinand's Soulja Boy Dance and now Bobby Boswell's cam-whoring misadventures, simply a product of one of the many lapses in judgement footballers experience?
While we're not entirely sure what caused MLS's hottest-ever défenseur to expose us to these criminal photos from Bryan Namoff's wedding we're not sure we're ready to find out who or what did. We'd much rather post and forget. We need time to heal and move on with our lives after such a traumatizing experience.
TIET Final Verdict: And to think you were once our MLS Hottie of the Moment! You've brought shame upon this great institution, sir. Taylor > Bobby. End of convo.
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source: More wedding photos… - Boswell's Got a Lady For Each Finger
Labels: bobby boswell, bryan namoff, dc united, not sexy
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MLS's hottest defender? Please, he's not even the hottest defender at DC United.
Who is then? Educate us!
I'm not a DC fan, so I'm a little ashamed to know this, but I'd go for Marc Burch (Myspace, with a lot of pictures, including semi-clothed: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=198084277 ). I'd also go for Devon McTavish, who has possibly the best hair in MLS.
I like the the look of McTavish but he's got a bit of the jail-bait-Fernando-Torres look going on, don't you think? He's almost too boyish looking.
you have referenced volzy. you are therefore a blogger of discriminating taste!
i heart volzy!
i heart volzy!
Heh, fair enough. He's 23 or 24, I believe, so not actually jailbait. But I like the Boy Scout look. I guess it's all academic now that Boswell's gone to Houston, but I'm always up for talking about cute defenders.
Sarah - Thank you! Volzy is the hottest German in Vest London.
Amanda - Not jailbait I guess, just the look of it. Anyhow, now that BB's gone, he's become the hottest defender at DC by default. And yes, cute defender chat is always welcome.
Amanda - Not jailbait I guess, just the look of it. Anyhow, now that BB's gone, he's become the hottest defender at DC by default. And yes, cute defender chat is always welcome.