Tuesday, December 4, 2007
STILL ALIVE: BREAKING UP, SHOWING THIER JUNK, HARASSING SOUTH AFRICANS AND FINDING THEIR COMBS
Deep breath, people. One mother of a 'Still Alive' post coming up:
Rafael Nadal and La Liga's finest keeper, Iker Casillas, did some charity work for the Red Cross last week. Model sportsmen? Perhaps. But we're posting these mostly because Rafa has become quite the side-obsession at the TIET camp. The persistent wedgie-picking he does before every serve is endlessly fascinating. Fortunately/Unfortunately, no shots of the wedgie-picking to be had in this set. Better luck next time.
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Bristol City is down one WAG as former Atomic Kitten girl, Liz McLarnon confirms her split from striker Lee Trundle. 'We are no longer together - but I don't want to talk about it,' Liz says.
We're quite unhappy about this news as we were very much looking forward to the impending Jamelia v Liz fued. Oh well, we'll deal.
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While we're on the topic of Bristol City WAGs, Darren Byfield's on-off girlfriend Jamelia, performed at Nelson Mandela's World AIDS Day concert in South Africa at the weekend. Ludacris, Rihanna, Razorlight and Naomi Campbell were just a few others also present for the big bash to support HIV/AIDS projects in sub-saharan Africa.
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Alex and Stevie came out for the Radio City Local Heroes Awards at the Royal Court Theatre in Liverpool last Thursday. Alex's requisite tacktastic eye-makeup also put in an appearance.
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Alex continues to bring the uglisimo this week as she parades this, the ugliest purse we've ever seen. We recommend that the offending bag be confiscated, sterilized and locked away in a vault. Pronto!
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Cheryl Cole and the Girls Aloud ladies performed at the 15th Anniversary G.A.Y. at London Astoria. Cheryl was looking super-fine at the concert, not so hot on the way home though.
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In other WAG related girl-band news, the Spice Girls kicked off their world domination tour in Vancouver on Sunday night. Posh was also spotted shopping at Aritzia on Robson St. in the days before the big night. The woman is a shopping/dancing/'singing'/child-toting machine!
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There's been a big thing made about Posh's sudden chest deflation. Her normally perky boobies were missing when she turned up at the Dancing With the Stars final to support Mel B last week. VB's publicist is running with the 'Oh, I guess she's just not wearing her push-up bra anymore!' story while it seem pretty obvious to us she's had something done. Either way, we prefer the saggy-titty look to the bizarro death-nipples so we're not complaining.
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Alex Ferguson's son, Darren, was arrested for assaulting his wife outside of Fergie's mansion. We don't care, you might.
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It's that season again! Footballers all over will be getting smashed and embarassing themselves at Christmas parties providing much gossip and paparazzi photos for all. (Wait, don't they do that year round?)
While Liverpool are opting to go with a campy 80s themed bash, Arsenal, Tottenham and Chelsea are all clamoring to sign T2 for their Christmas parties. Manchester United are going with a Morrocan themed event complete with enough hookah to turn a small child asthmatic.
As per usual, stay tuned to TIET as we roll out the Christmas party goodies throughout the festive season.
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Monaco's Prince Albert II and South African swimmer Charlene Wittstock took in the Nice v Monaco on Saturday. Don't hate, Charlene is one hot bitty!
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Carly Zucker has finally found her comb! Joe Cole's girl, known for her annoyingly windswept, ratty hair, has finally gotten into the habit of combing out the mess on her head lately. We very much approve of this new trend!
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Coleen will be attending the big Mayweather v Hatton fight in Las Vegas later this week. Wayne however, will not be there due to those annoying footballing duties of his. Colz was also in New York earlier this week getting in some Christmas shopping.
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If you've not yet read NOTW's story on Ashley Young's internet misadventures, consider yourself spared. Allegedly, Young has a penchant for dirty chatrooms and showing random girls o' the web his junk. According to our always reliable calculations, the entire England U-21 side now has some sort of sex scandal brewing. Is this your footballing future, England? - READ -
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Danielle Lloyd made a suprise trip to Iraq to visit the troops. We're going to go ahead and assume that all people who do semi-meaningful things with their lives were all busy so, Dani consequently got the last-ditch call of duty.
source: afp - getty - footie queens - daily mail - wenn - notw
Rafael Nadal and La Liga's finest keeper, Iker Casillas, did some charity work for the Red Cross last week. Model sportsmen? Perhaps. But we're posting these mostly because Rafa has become quite the side-obsession at the TIET camp. The persistent wedgie-picking he does before every serve is endlessly fascinating. Fortunately/Unfortunately, no shots of the wedgie-picking to be had in this set. Better luck next time.
---
Bristol City is down one WAG as former Atomic Kitten girl, Liz McLarnon confirms her split from striker Lee Trundle. 'We are no longer together - but I don't want to talk about it,' Liz says.
We're quite unhappy about this news as we were very much looking forward to the impending Jamelia v Liz fued. Oh well, we'll deal.
---
While we're on the topic of Bristol City WAGs, Darren Byfield's on-off girlfriend Jamelia, performed at Nelson Mandela's World AIDS Day concert in South Africa at the weekend. Ludacris, Rihanna, Razorlight and Naomi Campbell were just a few others also present for the big bash to support HIV/AIDS projects in sub-saharan Africa.
---
Alex and Stevie came out for the Radio City Local Heroes Awards at the Royal Court Theatre in Liverpool last Thursday. Alex's requisite tacktastic eye-makeup also put in an appearance.
---
Alex continues to bring the uglisimo this week as she parades this, the ugliest purse we've ever seen. We recommend that the offending bag be confiscated, sterilized and locked away in a vault. Pronto!
---
Cheryl Cole and the Girls Aloud ladies performed at the 15th Anniversary G.A.Y. at London Astoria. Cheryl was looking super-fine at the concert, not so hot on the way home though.
---
In other WAG related girl-band news, the Spice Girls kicked off their world domination tour in Vancouver on Sunday night. Posh was also spotted shopping at Aritzia on Robson St. in the days before the big night. The woman is a shopping/dancing/'singing'/child-toting machine!
---
There's been a big thing made about Posh's sudden chest deflation. Her normally perky boobies were missing when she turned up at the Dancing With the Stars final to support Mel B last week. VB's publicist is running with the 'Oh, I guess she's just not wearing her push-up bra anymore!' story while it seem pretty obvious to us she's had something done. Either way, we prefer the saggy-titty look to the bizarro death-nipples so we're not complaining.
---
Alex Ferguson's son, Darren, was arrested for assaulting his wife outside of Fergie's mansion. We don't care, you might.
---
It's that season again! Footballers all over will be getting smashed and embarassing themselves at Christmas parties providing much gossip and paparazzi photos for all. (Wait, don't they do that year round?)
While Liverpool are opting to go with a campy 80s themed bash, Arsenal, Tottenham and Chelsea are all clamoring to sign T2 for their Christmas parties. Manchester United are going with a Morrocan themed event complete with enough hookah to turn a small child asthmatic.
As per usual, stay tuned to TIET as we roll out the Christmas party goodies throughout the festive season.
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Monaco's Prince Albert II and South African swimmer Charlene Wittstock took in the Nice v Monaco on Saturday. Don't hate, Charlene is one hot bitty!
---
Carly Zucker has finally found her comb! Joe Cole's girl, known for her annoyingly windswept, ratty hair, has finally gotten into the habit of combing out the mess on her head lately. We very much approve of this new trend!
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Coleen will be attending the big Mayweather v Hatton fight in Las Vegas later this week. Wayne however, will not be there due to those annoying footballing duties of his. Colz was also in New York earlier this week getting in some Christmas shopping.
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If you've not yet read NOTW's story on Ashley Young's internet misadventures, consider yourself spared. Allegedly, Young has a penchant for dirty chatrooms and showing random girls o' the web his junk. According to our always reliable calculations, the entire England U-21 side now has some sort of sex scandal brewing. Is this your footballing future, England? - READ -
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Danielle Lloyd made a suprise trip to Iraq to visit the troops. We're going to go ahead and assume that all people who do semi-meaningful things with their lives were all busy so, Dani consequently got the last-ditch call of duty.
source: afp - getty - footie queens - daily mail - wenn - notw
Labels: alex curran, ashley young, bristol city, candids, cheryl cole, Coleen McLoughlin, danielle lloyd, iker casillas, jamelia, rafael nadal, steven gerrard, still alive, victoria beckham, WAGs
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