Friday, December 7, 2007
WHINY FOOTBALLERS: ANELKA AND HIS SHINY HEAD NEED RESCUING
As the January transfer window draws near, Nicolas Anelka, tugs at the heartstrings of managers throughout the league:
“It's very hard to live with this kind of defeat [4-0 Liverpool]. To recover, I just went home and sat in front of the TV so I could think about nothing and empty my head…One day my work will be rewarded and I can move again to a great club.”
Will someone please rescue this poor (rich) man?
And while you’re at it, can you ask Nic what kind of wax he uses on his head? We’ve never seen a bald man’s head glisten and shimmer so.
In fact, watching a Bolton match these days has become quite a hazardous thing to do. No, not because Bolton is craptastic but rather because Nic’s glittering noggin sends us into a trance-like state where by half-time, we see ourselves catapulted into some sort of scalp-greasing fantasy. It’s frightening. We need help.
source: NOUVELLE INTERVIEW DE NICO - Chelsea on alert as Anelka says: I should be playing for a great club -
Labels: bolton, nicolas anelka, whiny footballers
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