THIS IS EXTRA TIME

Alex launched her perfume, L'Eau de Golddigger, today at The Perfume Shop in Liverpool's St. Johns Centre.
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source: tfs - xwagsx

Labels: alex curran, candids, WAGs

Coleen's hair made a full recovery after the previous night's hair disaster and looked sleek and chic at the Manchester United for Unicef Gala.
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source: Quick-change Coleen ditches her Farah Fawcett look in a weekend - xwagsx

Labels: candids, Coleen McLoughlin, WAGs

“Sometimes on a day off I go to the Krispy Kreme doughnut shop. When we play at home, after the game I go there — and it’s like a party, a doughnut party! You see all the cars parked and everyone is eating doughnuts inside their cars. It’s like a disco."

source: Fabregas's munch bunch

Labels: arsenal, cesc fabregas, quick quotes

When asked if he thought he was still a topclass goalkeeper Jens decided to get a little bitchy with it:

"Why should I reveal it to you? Do you have a clue about goalkeeping?

Stupid reporters. How dare they ask a goalkeeper about goalkeeping.

source: Angry Lehmann refuses to let row with Wenger cool - Yahoo! Eurosport UK

Labels: angry keepers, jens lehmann

What. The. Hell.

Coleen's hair misadventure was captured as she headed out to a Halloween party in Liverpool.

source: Farah Fawcett look-a-like Coleen pulls out of TV awards

Labels: candids, Coleen McLoughlin, WAGs

Verena Kerth, WAG of Jens-hater Oliver Kahn, is set to be a contestent on Germany's celebrity version of Dancing on Ice.

Break a leg, Verena! No seriously, break a leg. What else is going to top that old bitch fainting on the American version of Dancing With The Stars last week?

source: Oliver Kahns Freundin tanzt auf dem Eis

Labels: oliver kahn, verena kerth, WAGs

Prince of Fineness and New England striker, Taylor Twellman, has blessed a pair of Nike Airmax Runners with his autograph thus making them glorious, beautiful and sexy by association.

The shoes are up for auction as a part of Marshalls Celebrity Shoe Auction to benefit domestic violence shelters.

Thanks for the heads up SF!

Labels: good behavior, taylor twellman

Rumours are flying about that our favourite Arsenal kiddie, Cesc Fabregas, has been out ruining his sweetie-pie image. He's been spotted with some extra-curricular hoochie about town, the naughty boy.

Ladies, before we get all dramatic with our 'Oh, the innocence is lost! The flushed cheeks, the perfectly bushy eyebrows, the fresh-faced barely-out-of-his-teens glow! Is it all gone?! Whatever shall we do?!', let's be rational, let's review the facts.

Cesc is still hot...therefore...uh...Cesc is still hot. Okay, all better!

source: Fabregas gets his groove on!

Labels: bad behavior, cesc fabregas

Coleen went out to dinner with Wayne and the fam to celebrate his 22nd birthday last week. In true Coleen form she decided to wear a nightie.
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Labels: candids, Coleen McLoughlin, WAGs

We're always on the ball when it comes to the important stuff, kids. That's why we are the first blog to exclusively reveal to you the tres important and fabulous news that Posh has gone brunette again.

She spent about 7 hours in an LA salon huffing and puffing over the decision and is now sporting a short bob cut similar to blonde one except brown.

Thanks to Martine for the scoop!

Labels: victoria beckham, WAGs

Tottenham manager Martin Jol has been sacked. Oh, drama, drama, drama.

The official statement:

"We can confirm that the board has this evening asked Martin Jol, the club manager, and Chris Hughton, the first team coach, to stand down from their positions with immediate effect."

Of course this has all been forcasted many times in the past so it was only a matter of time, really.

source: CLUB STATEMENT

Labels: managers, martin jol, peacing out, tottenham hotspur

DC United defender Mark Burch got on his soapbox to proclaim the good news to the world: The Freddy Adu Hateration Club is expanding! Whoooo!






"We don't really talk about him, and a lot of people are happy to be rid of him. He's a little bit of a cancer in the locker room, we have good team chemistry right now, and I don't think anybody is really missin' him. ... I think his ego is a little bit bigger than he is, he's 5'1" and his ego makes him 7 feet all."

source: DC Player Spills Haterade All Over Adu Live on the Radio

Labels: dc united, freddy adu, mark burch, quick quotes

David Beckham has been voted the top Man's Man by AskMen.com readers.

We don't really don't know what to say about this other than: Em, what?

Even a gaggle of women - who are usually more forgiving about a man's feminine aspects - would have been able to recognize that Beckham practically invented metrosexuality, and last time we checked metrosexuality was not a manly characteristic. Take away the fact that Becks is a sportsman and he's practically a gay man. Has everyone forgotten about the sarong?!

We would've probably chosen George Clooney, Denzel Washington or Tom Brady (Yes - the Stetson ads were a bust; No - we don't care), neither of which even made it into the top five.

In other Becks news - The Sex was spotted chillaxin with John Mayer. Why? We don't know. We do know, however, that Tom Cruise is somewhere crying.

source: Top 49 2007 Edition: No. 1 - David Beckham - Perez Hilton

Labels: david beckham

Abi Clancy continues to disrupt and threaten traditional WAG rules by going job hunting. How dare she? Abi Clancy was spotted meeting with the head of lingerie company Ultimo last night.

It's very likely she could be the next face of the brand.

source: The Sun

Labels: abi clancy, WAGs

Okay, someone must tell us: What is it about Japanese people that makes Posh suddenly all smiley? Out of the thousands of photos we've seen of Posh, we can count on one hand how many times we've seen her smiling or showing any emotion other than utter disdain for whomever was standing in front of her at the time the photo was taken.

Posh was snapped when she appeared on popular Japanese TV show Smap Smap. The hosts serenaded her with their rendition of the Spice Girls hit 'Wannabe'. She also revealed that David sends her a single yellow rose everyday and has kept up the tradition since their marriage in 1999.
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VB was also spotted going shopping in London




...and heading over to private-members' club Shoreditch House alone.

source: The Daily Mail - celebutopia

Labels: candids, victoria beckham, WAGs

In the UK this week to shoot a music video and do promotion for the Spice Girls' latest single, VB chatted with Radio 1's Chris Moyles who was sure to bring up the tough issues including her fake boobs:

Labels: victoria beckham, WAGs

Never one to be upstaged by her fellow WAGs, everyone's favourite Liverpool WAG, Alex Curran, is following suit with Coleen and Posh to launch her own perfume on Monday.

A spokesperson for The Perfume Shop where Alex Curran will be launching her perfume told the Liverpool Echo: 'Alex has become a well-respected and admired style icon in her own right and her fragrance has been long awaited. The launch will be a unique opportunity for fans to come to see Alex selling it over the counter and chatting with shoppers. She will be signing autographs and bottles of her fragrance, and we hope many people in Liverpool will come along and try it for themselves'

If you're in the area and want to bare witness to this WAG's rite of passage she will be at The Perfume Shop in Liverpool’s St John’s Centre on Monday.

source: Alex smells success in her new venture

Labels: alex curran, WAGs

Jens is not taking being left out of the Arsenal squad sitting down. First came the denial and the 'what are you on about? Wenger loves me.' era. Then came anger and the 'do not ask me to interpret your intrepetations you stupid journalists!' era.

Now, for most footballers the next step in this story would be acceptance - sticking it out until January and then moving to another team.

But Jens is not like most footballers therefore he's decided to launch out against Wenger directly:

"I think — and this is aimed at my dear manager — one should not humiliate your players for too long. I am an Arsenal player and I will not just quietly fade away.

His arch-rival and the considerably less hot, Manuel Almunia on the other end is pretending not to be bothered with Lehmann's constant complaining:

"I don't care. I am not worried about that. Nothing can disturb me and nothing can turn my mind to other things. I am not worried about that. Maybe if I was playing badly I would be more worried."

We will continue to follow this story as the keeper-on-keeper hateration unfolds.

source: Almunia: Jens doesn't faze me - Lehmann To Wenger: No More Humiliation

Labels: angry keepers, arsenal, jens lehmann, manuel almunia

Danielle Lloyd's hair caught fire on a studio light with she was filming a fitness DVD Sunday. When Dani's hair lit up a technician ran over and doused the flames as she screamed in shock. Needless to say Dani's blond extensions were left a charred mess.

Oh, what we would not do to see photos or better yet video footage of this. It would safely fuel our Dani hate for at least another six months.








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Stories of Claude Makelele stepping out on the wifey are flying around. Again. This time some Belarusian glamour girl has sold her story to NOTW talking about how he seduced her by promising to move her into a luxury flat and offering her a hefty allowance before he ditched her ass. As we've all heard before, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Or more accurately, if you want bitch to shut up you better be ready to front the cash to make it happen.

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Sonia Del Piero gave birth to a baby boy this morning. Alessandro said on his website that 'the mother and baby are doing well.' They've named the new baby boy Tobias.

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Louis Saha's neighbours are not very pleased with him at the moment. Louis has built an extension on his swimming pool that is blocking out the neighbours' natural sunglight and has got them complaining that the pool's pump is too loud.

Labels: alessandro del piero, bad behavior, births, danielle lloyd, louis saha, sonia del piero, still alive, WAGs

After moving Everton from their old training ground in Bellefield to a new facility at Finch Farm, manager David Moyes has been struck with another great idea.

Moyes wants his boys to start doing yoga. Allegedly, Moyes, who himself is an avid yoga practiser, thinks it would beneficial for their strength and flexibility.

A club insider told The Daily Star, 'The lads will look a bit odd in all the lycra gear, though, so they may just do it in their training kit to avoid having the Mickey taken out of them.'

Something tells us they're going to look ridiculous no matter what they're wearing. Although we would take no issue with seeing Tim Cahill in a pair of yoga leggings. Even better: we're hoping someone tells Mr. Moyes that naked yoga is the next big thing. And that having a photographer stand close by is even better for their strength and flexibility or whatever.

source: EVERTON BOSS’S YOGA POWER

Labels: david moyes, everton, managers

Terry Venables does his bit for the England 'oh, woe is us' campaign:

"We were still suffering the aftershock of a bleak World Cup. I believe results like the draw at home to Macedonia and defeat in Croatia can be traced back to what happened in Germany. We still had players who, just maybe, had lost some appetite for international football. We didn’t revive them enough."

source: Dressing room like a morgue

Labels: england, terry venables

Spice fans indulge yourselves. We had a to wipe away a few nostalgic tears after taking a look at these. Not sure about VB's Prada dress though. It makes her look a little (gasp!) big.

Victoria and Mel B were snapped arriving at Heathrow Airport in London earlier this week. We're assuming they're there to record some SG tracks. Okay, maybe that's just our wishful thinking.
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source: celebutopia

Labels: candids, mel b, spice girls, victoria beckham, WAGs

As we have reiterated in the past we've got a thing for the angry GKs, and last time we caught up with Celtic's very own angry keeper Artur Boruc he was busy beating up on one of his own defenders. Just wonderful!

This time Artur's been accused of being 'disrespectful to football' by Rangers stiker Nacho Novo (who's name always makes us crave a side of nachos and guacamole, but that's a whole other post) because he refused to shake his and a few of his teammates' hands after the game.

He was also caught gesturing (crossing himself) towards Rangers fans although he's been cautioned by police in the past not to do so.

Oh, he'll never learn! Again, just wonderful!



source: Novo hits out after Boruc gets involved in more Ibrox acrimony

Labels: angry keepers, artur boruc, celtic, rangers

Alex Curran headed over to Cafe Sport England to watch the Liverpool derby earlier today. Yes - she looks good. No - we don't expect it to last long. She'll be back to her skinny-jean leopard print luggage toting ways in no time.
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source: tfs

Labels: alex curran, candids, liverpool, WAGs

WAGs were out in full force at The Swarovski Fashion Rocks Concert in London on Thursday night.

Kristen and Sheva.
'Me no espeak Engleese'



Sheva spoke to BBC 5 Live at the event (Kristen translated). When asked to describe his own personal style Sheva said, 'Armani.' How unpredictable! - LISTEN -

A few more photos of Sheva and Kristen at BBC 5 Live's Flickr - 1 - 2

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Louise Redknapp.
Ugh. Why does she have to be so unannoying.


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Jamelia showed up wearing the same outfit as Victoria Silvstedt. Of course there's the fashion faux pas of wearing the same outfit as someone else but add in the fact that the dress is ugly and tacky and it's just an overall lame-lame situation.



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Coleen Mcloughlin. What happened? Has her whole wardrobe gone black?




source: marie clarie - bbc 5 live

Labels: andriy shevchenko, candids, Coleen McLoughlin, jamelia, kristen pazik, louise redknapp, victoria silvstedt, WAGs

LA Galaxy's Cobi Jones played what could be his last home game against New York last night. The Galaxy held a special tribute for Cobi before the match and warmed up in t-shirts emblazoned with Cobi Jones's face. We also read something about the MLS giving him a ski vacation to a destination of his choice which we made our eyes squint a little.

Now, on a regular day we would simply refer to Cobi as 'the guy with the dreads' but if we were going to be serious for a moment we would probably say he's a living legend who is far and away the classiest player in the league. American soccer owes a lot to this guy.

On a more important note Becks and Cobi brought out the man-loving, which we always enjoy.
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source: Beckham Finally Plays Again; Galaxy Ties - Yahoo! Sport

Labels: cobi jones, la galaxy, peacing out

Oh, England. Provider of much ridiculosity, endless disappointment and the inventor of overhype. You've gotta love 'em. Or hate 'em. Or feel sorry for 'em. Either way after screwing up their Euro qualifiers, the England blame game is officially under way.

David Bentley is blaming the supporters:

"We do enjoy knocking people down. I believe sometimes people are happy when we fail. Sometimes, when you go to a game the crowd are not behind the team. I’ve experienced it. It’s disappointing sometimes when you get people like Frank Lampard booed. It is difficult to take.”

source: Bentley blasts England critics

Labels: david bentley, england

Didier Drogba confirms the obvious.

"I want to leave Chelsea. Something is broken with Chelsea. The damage has been big in the dressing room because we know now what happened and who caused Mourinho's departure. Nothing can stop me from leaving now."

Come lately Chelsea fans: we hear Craven Cottage is adding 4000 new seats next season. The search for the next bandwagon is officially on.

source: Drogba - I want to quit Chelsea

Labels: chelsea, chelsea fabulosity, didier drogba, quick quotes

Victoria shopping at The Grove in LA;
Cruz with what can only be described as a childhood version of the man-bag. He's starting early.


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Prince William at the FA's Hat-Trick project in Newcastle.
These photos only serve to confirm, once again, that Harry is indeed the hotter brother.


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Coleen gets it right. We're just as shocked as you are.



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Noemie at the Heart of Gold Ball last week. Looking hot as per usual. Bitch.


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Philipp Lahm and Nicola at some Audi Generation Award thing.
Is that a baby bump we spy?


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Cheryl and her annoying bangs out to dinner at Cipriani's.



source: The Sun - tfs - celeb-city - celebutopia

Labels: candids, Coleen McLoughlin, noemie lenoir, philipp lahm, prince william, still alive, victoria beckham

"She needs her family around her, people who can tell her what's real. I hope her mum makes her go to rehab. She can clean herself up, get her boys back and start making amazing music again."

Are you listening, Brit? Cheryl has spoken - get thee to rehab.

Girls Aloud star wants Brit to get professional help again

Labels: cheryl cole, WAGs

The footballing world looks down on Americans. Americans can't play the game, they say. It's not soccer it's football, others taunt.

Yes, they may suck alot of the time but do we care? No. They may be riding a five game losing streak but do we care? Surely, not! Paying attention to technical aspects like goals, free-kicks, hard-man defending and which team wins does not lend itself to our viewing style. Hotness however, does and the Americans are packing bags of the stuff.

In fact, that is precisely the reason why we must offer this very serious warning ahead of the USA's match against Switzerland: for many of us, fawning over the US squad tomorrow will be in violation of numerous social norms and will possibly have you jailed in many jurisdictions. Many of the players to be included in tomorrow's team are tres, tres recent U-20 alums. We're talking serious jail-bait, ladies.

So, be sure to check that ID before you launch into an enthused 'OMG, who is THAT hot piece?!' only to have your girlfriends turn around with looks of disgust and shock on their faces to say 'Girl, that child is 19!' Seeking any way to save yourself from complete disgrace and embarrassment you will then respond with 'Oh...not him...I...uh...I meant...the other guy.' 'You mean LANDON?! EWW! What in the hell is wrong with you?!!'

By this time you will have two options:
1) Confirm you did in fact mean Landon Donovan.
2) Be honest and say were nearly just reeled in by some very serious jailbait.

Firstly, Landon will not be appearing tomorrow so that very depressing hypothetical option can be tossed out the window, thank goodness. Unfortunately though, that second option is going to be very real. Crushing on under-age footballers - even if is accidental - is never cute.

With that said however, and solely for the sake of being thorough, it is necessary that we make a very short, passing and totally legal mention of Sal Zizzo who we see great potential in. For the future, that is. Whether that future arrives the very time, place, nanosecond and instant he turns 21 is yet to be seen. We shall be waiting and more importantly, watching.

In order to prevent such jail-bait confusion, please see the attached list of borderline illegal players ahead of tomorrow's match.

The level of each player's jail-bait potential has been highlighted:

Michael Bradley - 20 - July 31, 1987
Moderate-high warning! Prone to looking grown at certain angles. Handle with care. [pictured left]

Danny Szetela - 20 - June 7, 1987
Low warning. You probably won't notice him in the first place.

Sal Zizzo - 20 - April 3, 1987
Extreme warning! Prone to looking grown especially when flashing one of his cheeky grins. Dangerous and deceiving. [pictured right]

Freddy Adu - 18 - June 2, 1989
Very low warning. Being 5'3 lends itself to looking perpetually 14.

Chris Seitz - 20 - March 2, 1987
Very low warning. Unlikely to make an appearance tomorrow.


Final Verdict: A must watch if only to preview the next generation of all-American hotties. However, be sure to keep our jail-bait list by your side at all times. When spotting a hot player that you don't immediately recognize, check in with the list before announcing your discovery to others. Also, look out for the usual hotties - Carlos, Oguchi, Taylor. Bocanegra's pool-buddy Marcus Hahnemann will also be making an appearance in goal for the Americans so be sure to look out for any mysterious homoerotic vibes in the USA's defense. Any sparkling eyes and whispers overheard must be immediately reported to us. You know how to get in touch.

source: US Soccer - official, Wikipedia

Labels: carlos bocanegra, chris seitz, freddy adu, internationals, marcus hahnemann, michael bradley, oguchy onyewu, sal zizzo, switzerland, taylor twellman, the ladies guide, US soccer

Can anyone out there please explain why Coleen McLoughlin insists on incorporating common household items into her wardrobe? Last time we spotted her wearing a pillowcase and now here she is wearing what appears to be a dishcloth around her neck. Well, it's either that or a torn off piece of curtain. Either way - another day, another outfit ruined.

Coleen was in Glasgow this week shooting her TV show 'Coleen's Real Women'.
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source: celeb-city

Labels: Coleen McLoughlin

We've always thought of the US team as one of the more manlier sides. You never see them hug excessively, there's never any kissing on the cheek and the 'good job, bro' pat on bum is an exceedingly rare sight. But after seeing what Marcus Hahnemann and His Royal Hotness Carlos Bocanegra are getting up to we may have to change our minds about all that. Did neither of these guys think 'hey, this is gonna look a little gay and a photographer is standing right over there.'?

Sure beats the training photos we were expecting: Michael Bradley and his youthful 'my daddy loves me' glow and plenty of Freddy Adu looking....short.

Oh, well. Their homoerotic tendencies, our gain. Right click save, ladies.
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source: US Soccer - official

Labels: carlos bocanegra, marcus hahnemann, US soccer