THIS IS EXTRA TIME

Gemma reflects on how her time in the jungle has effected her:

"I lost a stone in there, so I need to stock up on food now. Thankfully I didn't lose my breasts, which is the main thing. I didn't want to lose them."

The serial WAG was booted from the jungle on Wednesday night.


source: Gemma's lean of the jungle

Labels: gemma atkinson, quick quotes, WAGs

Although we've assumed it true for about a week now, the official confirmation has now come from various sources, including Kaka's agent Diogo Kotch. Kaka's wife, Caroline, is officially four months pregrant.

KakaFans.net tells us:

"They confirmed the pregnancy last week after Carol went for several examinations. When he came to Brazil to play against Uruguay, he had already known the good news. Kaka says he is happy to be a father. Carol is also calm about having a child."

Reportedly, Kaka was 'elated' and as giddy as a 12-year-old girl high off a Hannah Montana concert during Milan's Champions League training camp this week.

We, however, are not as thrilled. This news totally puts a damper on Operation Steal Kaka Away, the foolproof plan to rescue Señor Sexy from Caroline and restore him to his rightful place: my bed.

Back to the drawing board, it is.
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source: KakaFans.net - splash

Labels: caroline celico, kaka, milan, pregnant, WAGs

Stevie struck his sexy pose for us as the Liverpool boys geared up for their Champions League match up against Porto on Tuesday.

Of course, being Liverpool, the team that 'Never Sexies It Up Alone' (how does that saying go again?), there's more where Stevie's sex-flex came from.

Everyone knows we love our homoerotic training photos more than our shoe shopping, Sephora and Caramilk chocolate bars combined so, girls, let's quit the chatting and get to perving. Agreed? Agreed.


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Harry does a bit of the awkward 'this hug is about 10 second longer than it should be' smile, while Andriy rocks the 'it's because I'm like so totally comfortable with my sexuality, bro' face.






Fernando is evil.
He has evil-face, evil-grin and an evil haircut to match.
He's practically an undercover Didier Drogba.






Stevie: Sorry, mate, I don't do hugsies.
Carra: But...but...look what I can do!




source: getty - afp

Labels: andriy voronin, dirk kuyt, fernando torres, harry kewell, hot footballers, jamie carragher, liverpool, steven gerrard, training photos

Being David Beckham's fake girlfriend is hard stuff. This week, in particular, our relationship with The Sex has been a real rollercoaster ride.

Today:

Confusion clouded our minds as we attempted to sort out how we feel about David's sockless ensemble at the Intimate Beckham Night promo event in Sydney.



Should we resent Becks for attempting to recycle fashion trends that should stay in the past? Or Is it possible he just did not have enough time to throw on some socks in the morning? How did his minders let this one slip by? Will the minder in charge of putting on socks get the boot? If so, can we be the new people in charge of sock-putting-on-ing? Does he need help putting on his pants too? How about his underwear?

These are all questions we need immediate answers to.


Monday:

Because we are nasty, we took the 'No pyjamas' statement he gave to This Morning to the next level. Oh, don't look at us like that.


Last weekend:

Sadness overcame us as we realized the full extent of what Becks not being in the running for 'Most Sexifiable' at Euro '08 might mean.

Although Becks and the boys managed to bring the LOLs for the greater part of England's qualifying screw-up, we have now realized that having The Sex erased from the Euro '08 picture is very depressing indeed.

It's okay though because we managed to get through it like we would any major break-up: a tub of Haagen Daz's Rocky Road coupled with our 2006 Champions League Final - Arsenal v Barcelona tape. Watching Freddie run over to give a disgraced Jens Lehmann a sympathetic 'you screwed up, but I still love you' pat on the arm, immediately sends us into the ugly Titanic-cry. Très thérapeutique.

TIET Lesson Du Jour:

Ladies, attempting to preserve your waistline and outward sanity by bottling up the anger - as we know many of you have done this week - is certainly not the way to go. Doing so will only cause you to release little bursts of the crazy, angry bitch within to the random, innocent and often, the undeserving. When faced with serious footballing disappointments it's best to simply give in and air out your emotions with some ice cream and a good cry.


source: Beckham exposed in the bedroom - No socks appeal: David Beckham's fashion faux pas - He Sleeps Naked splash
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Labels: david beckham, hot footballers

Abi Clancy has already conquered the modelling arena. Her coke hoovering techniques have caused her to rise to the top of the tabloid scandal catagory and, most recently, she has also found fame in the reality tv market.

Just when you thought she had just about done it all, achieving excellence where other WAGs have not, Abi Clancy, the WAG that won't give up, is finding other avenues of getting all up in your grill: Abi has now resolved to become the UK's next big pop act.

The ambitious WAG has teamed up with Universal's Gordan Charlton in hopes of soon taking over the UK pop charts. According to The Sun she's 'doing the rounds looking for songs that sound like early Madonna.'

You know, in a sense, Abi is returning back her roots. Prior to reaching fame as Crouchie's girl, Abi led a previous life as a member of failed pop girl-band, Genie Queen. However, unlike the Liverpool trio who struggled to get a recording contract, Mr. Charlton has promised her that she's going to make it to the top of the charts.

God help every last one of us.


source: Abbey in bid to be a pop star - Abbey Clancy signs record deal splash

Labels: abi clancy, WAGs

Coleen pimped out her perfume, Coleen x, in Manchester on Saturday just in time for the holiday rush.

We have no idea who that girl is standing beside her but we are mesmerized by the boots she has on. So many questions, so little time. For one, were there no normally dressed tweens available to have 'l'eau de Coleen' sprayed onto their wrists? Second, why have we contracted a sudden craving for cotton candy?
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source: splash, wenn

Labels: candids, Coleen McLoughlin, WAGs

While Posh was busy cheering and dainty-clapping for Mel B at the Dancing With the Stars finals this week (spare us the lecture: DWTS is brilliant), her man - our man - was busy Goldenballing down under.

LA Galaxy are set to play Syndey FC tonight and are then headed to New Zealand to play the Wellington Phoenix on Saturday.

Of course, no Becks event passes without the usual press hoopla attached so we'll be presenting you with some very tasty photos of everyone's favourite footballer over the next few days.

In the meantime:
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- WATCH - Becks on the red carpet in Sydney - SMH

source: getty. Beckham tickets start selling again - Mend it like Beckham: superstar sweet after ankle-tap scare - Brand it like Beckham: star has a field day

Labels: david beckham, la galaxy

The Alexander McQueen cape/poncho that has been making the rounds among the WAGs, was spotted once again this weekend as Alex hit up Cricket for some requisite WAG shopping.

Coleen was spotted wearing the McQueen poncho last week, while Alex wore hers to the Fulham v Liverpool match at Anfield a few weeks back.

We're still waiting on photos of Abi Clancy rocking this, the hottest goth-poncho in the WAG nation. We, on the other hand, wouldn't touch this Bat-Girl cape thing with a ten foot pole. The patent leather detailing is simply criminal!
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source: splash

Labels: alex curran, candids, WAGs

Jens attempts to conduct psychokinesis ('Die Almunia, Die Almunia!') while Cesc and Alex take a break from their girly chat in the background.



Gabriel Agbolahor: hotter sans-shirt, y/n?



source: getty, famous males

Labels: alexander hleb, angry keepers, cesc fabregas, epl wrap up, gabriel agbonlahor, hot footballers, jens lehmann

Coleen looked pretty hot at the Boodles Diamonds Are Forever Winter Ball on Wednesday night.

It also looks like she's lost a bit of weight. So much for all that 'I love my curves!' rubbish she was spewing a few months back. Let's just cross our fingers and hope she doesn't pull a Carly Zucker on us.
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source: splash

Labels: candids, Coleen McLoughlin, WAGs

Chelsea ladies: your man is back. The TIET Final Verdict is yet to be confirmed on JT, however: throughly sexifiable or occasionally photogenic? We find ourselves going back and forth on the issue constantly. After watching Saturday's match against Derby (OMGz, Essi!), we're leaning towards hot.

For a guy who probably spent the past few days balling his eyes out and doing the whole 'oh, woe is England!' round-about in the press, he's looking pretty good, no?

He also gets bonus points for realizing the plight of so many women around the world:

"Jose is a fantastic manager and I would like to work with him again. To be with England would be fantastic. I'm sure he would love it and one day he could be England manager."

Yes, Mourinho for England! Well, Mourinho for anyone really, at this point. We're so hysterical with Mourinho withdrawal that we can no longer be expected to from a rational opinion on the issue.


source: Terry backing Mourinho for England job - yahoo!

Labels: chelsea, chelsea fabulosity, hot footballers, john terry, jose mourinho

Hannover's Mike Hanke and girlfriend Jenny Kessler have found out this week that their second child will be a boy. We actually think Mike and Jenny are quite adorable so, we'll save our usual bitchy sidedish and extend a congratulations to the happy couple!

Thanks to Hanna for the tip-off!

Thanks to the kind TIET reader who deftly pointed out the not-so-minor initial error in this story: Jenny hasn't had the child yet!

source: Hanke: Mit 50 000 gegen den Tor-Fluch

Labels: births, jenny kessler, mike hanke, WAGs

Please note the following:

1. It is late November and Coleen is wearing a tank top. A tank top when her trainer is wearing two shirts, a hat, gloves and a Nikki Grahame-esque 'I'm so cooold!' expression on her face. Col, babe, stop tempting the hypothermia.

2. Why does she have the perma-smile on? Do you grin that wide when you're working out? We don't. In fact, nothing about working out is smile-worthy unless you're some kind of freak or your gym-buddy happens to be Chris Rock.
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source: polfoto

Labels: candids, Coleen McLoughlin, WAGs

“I like to compare myself to a wine which gets better with age. I hope that I can keep getting better when I am 31, 32.”

Funny, Manu, we would have likened you more to an abused bottle of peroxide than a bottle of wine, ourselves. Guess we're just not very good at this game.


source: ALMUNIA VOWS: I’LL KEEP JENS WHINING

Labels: angry keepers, arsenal, manuel almunia, quick quotes

We hate to say we told you so but, we told you so.

In record time, Alex has reverted back to her tacky-leopard-print-luggage-toting ways. As you can see, she's also still very much in love with her YSL Tributes, this time sporting them in hooker-red giving her entire outfit a bit of that undercover-ho appeal. We're just totally tired of seeing her with the same pair of shoes on every single day.
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source: polfoto

Labels: alex curran, candids, WAGs

"People don't realise that Victoria is quite insecure. One night we went out for dinner and I was trying to make her laugh in front of the paparazzi just because they always say she's miserable. I was like, 'Go on, Victoria - just crack one smile!' And she was laughing, but she was covering her mouth with her bag. And to me that's insecurity. It's a shame the way she's treated - she's treated so badly."

This is not the first time Chezza has singled out Vic for criticism. A few months back, she was brave enough to call the Fab-bot along with the other Spice Girls 'old and wrinkly'.

source: Cheryl Cole: Victoria Beckham is insecure

Labels: cheryl cole, quick quotes, victoria beckham, WAGs

Add in the the très demure McClaren peering out at us from under his oh-so-precious umbrella and it was was sort of like watching The Young and the Restless or Passions.

You know, like when one of the characters gets kidnapped or finds out that their fiance is actually their long lost brother? When the cheesaliscious lingering stares (perfectly exemplified by The Sex, pictured above) and the over-the-top bad acting just launches you into a non-stop fit of tears rolling down your cheeks, messing up your make-up kind of laughter? Well, that's what England v Croatia was like.

Hm, maybe we should have prefaced this post with an advance apology to all our English peeps out there. Oh, you know that we still love you. Come over and we'll bake you some brownies to help you get over your pain.


TIET's Final Verdict:

Wipe your tears, ladies. We've got a long summer full of interruption-free WAG weddings to look forward to. For one, Carly Zucker and Joe Cole have actually planned theirs for the day the Euro final is to be played. Talk about reading the future! Oh, and no more of being harassed by McClaren's glow-in-the-dark gigantor teeth. See, there's always a silver lining.

Labels: bringing the LOLs, england, steve mcclaren

TIET reviews this weekend's international action:



Rough weekend for Scotland. Well, sort of. The rain and mud at Hampden Park presented us with some of Scotland's most sexifiably notable footballing moments. We also learned that we prefer a muddy, wet Cannavaro to a clean dry one.
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Everyone's favourite (drunk) Scot, Rod Stewart, proved not to be his side's lucky charm that night. We're pretty sure he was too smashed to notice.
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Cesc and Freddie exchanged some ex-Arsenal hugsies at Sweden v Spain. Remember when all that fineness was bundled up on one team? Those were the days weren't they? It's a shame Freddie had to start injuring himself every other week and Thierry had to get all divorced and everything.




You know, we were going to boycott the 'OMGz England!' drama this week. Then The Sex had to go show up.
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TIET's final verdict on England: Qualify; don't qualify; we're so not bothered. Who cares, honestly? There's enough footballer hotness to keep us content at Euro without having Terry, Becks, Lampsy et al poke their 'we're so going to win this time' heads into it. And plus, the WAGs have been banned by the FA from coming anyway so it's an overall 'sorry, I'm washing my hair that night' situation. Next.


source: getty, yahoo!, hanaafcforever, famous males

Labels: cesc fabregas, david beckham, england, freddie ljungberg, rod stewart, scotland, spain, sweden

Before we get into today's internationals let us first observe this fine example of how not to be sexy.

Anton Ferdinand style:



Now, we know that the Soulja Boy dance is the new big thing. Doing the dance at random or whenever you hear the song come on (whether you are in public or not) has become a bit of a societal epidemic. Last day we saw Ellen DeGeneres do it on her talk show, Natalie Portman do it on TRL and we are now living in perma-fear that Barbara Walters is going to harass us with it on The View next week. We even saw a middle-aged woman burst into the Soulja boy when we were in the post office last week (fact).

Let's be clear: if you are not Soulja boy, are not a professional krumper, are not a hip-hop artist or rapper ('aspiring' rappers don't count) there is no need for you to be doing the Soulja Boy dance outside the privacy of your own home. No, not even if you know all the moves like Anton Ferdinand and Nigel Reo-Coker do. And we don't care how much you love doing that 'then suuuuperman' part- it is not okay. It is not cute; it is not sexy.
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via: chicken dinner

Labels: anton ferdinand, nigel reo-coker, not sexy, soulja boy

It's a WAG first! Noemie Lenoir, WAG of Claude Makelele is set to make her Victoria's Secret debut on November 16th.

Noemie touched down in LA along with fellow VS Angels Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio to prep-up for the annual fashion show.

Victoria Beckham and the Spice Girls are also going to be performing at the show which will air on December 4th.
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source: tfs - people

Labels: noemie lenoir, spice girls, victoria beckham, WAGs

Didier Droba was spotted at the Funky Buddha in Mayfair last night partying with Big Brother's Chanelle Hayes and rapper Dizzie Rascal.

He turned up wearing what looked to be the same hoodie he wore to the the NBA game in London a few weeks back where he committed the ultimate fashion faux pas.

We've been really off Didier lately what with his bizarro anti-Chelsea comments and all. This story is certainly not helping the situation.

source: Chanelle's new date Dizzee is a bit of a rascal

Labels: chanelle hayes, didier drogba, dizzie rascal

As we've said in the past, we've never quite taken to any of Cristiano's girlfriends. His ex, Gemma Atkinson, is no exception.

We take great pains at TIET not to make any mention of her mostly because picturing Cristiano with women other than ourselves is too difficult to handle.

(FYI: Apparently she's now skipped off back to Marcus Bent which is much easier to take.)

However this is a special occasion as Gemma is currently appearing on I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! along with fellow 'celebrities' Janice Dickinson, a washed up ex-boy band member and various others we care not about.

This means that she's been sent off to rough it in the Aussie jungle where there is a slight possiblity that she may be devoured by wild animals and perhaps stomped on by a kangaroo. TV gold!

Gemma has said that she's looking forward to not wearing any make up because she's 'a typical northern bird' and is hoping to show everyone that she's 'not a no-brain girl with fake boobs and that [she's] ballsy and game for a laugh.'

Weren't those Danielle Lloyd's exact words before she stepped into the Big Brother house?


source: 'I'm A Celeb': Meet the contestants - The Celebrities - Gemma Atkinson

Labels: gemma atkinson, WAGs

Pop Quiz: Which of these couples does not belong with the others? Which of these couples completely violated the Chelsea Fabulosity code?

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How dare she?
And who wears belt packs anymore anyways?



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Would've looked totally hot sans the orange tint but she still doesn't deserve those shoes.


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We take issue with Cashley's pants and you already know how we feel about Cheryl's hair.




source: wenn

Labels: ashley cole, candids, chelsea, chelsea fabulosity, cheryl cole, elen rives, frank lampard, john terry, toni poole, WAGs

The Kewell's shared a little family day out and about in Liverpool this weekend. Aren't they just looking like the perfect little footballing family?

Well, except for Sheree's sweater which is a little on the criminal side. When you're pregnant you're meant to look pregnant not fat. It's time to invest in some decent maternity clothes, m'dear.

Oh, and isn't blue just so Harry's colour? Dare we say that he might actually look hotter in that other Liverpool team's kit.

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source: splash

Labels: candids, harry kewell, sheree murphy, WAGs

Cristiano Ronaldo and his BFF Nani (are these kids attached at the hip now or something - we see them together all the time now) went to the Enrique Iglesias concert in Manchester on Thursday night. The fangirls also got to meet Enrique in person backstage after the show. How jealous are we?!

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source: Ronaldo scores an own goal - splash

Labels: candids, cristiano ronaldo, nani

What happens when two idiots and a WAG collide?

Danielle Lloyd goes on the Katie and Peter show. View at your own risk:

Labels: danielle lloyd, jordan, WAGs

Jermaine's girlfriend, Sabrina Keogh, gave birth to a little girl, Sancha Natasha, last week.

Jermaine dedicated the two goals he scored at the weekend to his girlfriend who has been taking care of the baby all on her own so to preserve his ever-so-precious footballer beauty sleep. 'She has been brilliant and I've had no sleepless nights. She knows I've got games and I can't be interrupted so she was more responsible for the goals than me,' Jermaine said.

source: Daddy cool Jenas thanks girlfriend after giving Wigan the baby blues - ABC

Labels: births, jermaine jenas, sabrina keogh, WAGs

Taking all this time off from football has left Jose Mourinho with loads of down-time. You know, quality time to spend with the family, time to reminisce over all the happy moments spent at Stamford Bridge, time to pick up new hobbies like scrapbooking, quilting and bullying school-children.

Okay, so we're not so sure about the scrapbooking and quilting bit but we're defo certain about the bullying school-children part. Seriously, the man has gone loopy.


After Jose heard that a boy at his daughter's school had told her that Mourinho wasn't 'the best', the former Chelsea sex-god marched himself over to the 12 year old boy, yanked his ear, pulled his hair and let him know the truth. You go, girl!

Isabel Simao the headmistress of St. Peter's school told the Daily Mail: 'From what I can gather it was just a typical children's row with children's words. She claimed her dad was the best but the boy said he wasn't. It was as simple as that. I saw Mr Mourinho grabbing the child's arm. There was no physical assault in the literal sense of the term. Pedro cried a bit at first and seemed frightened but we calmed him down.'

Jose was made to formally apologize to the boy and his parents. We're not sure what the specifics of the apology were but we're pretty sure it went something like this:

'It is unfortunate you could not acknowledge my specialness earlier and for zat, I make apologies. Your son has said stupid things but as we all know, it is not possible to ask an omlette to be an egg or an egg to be an omlette without adding zat special ingredient.'

The apology was most likely followed up with confused looks being exchanged between the headmistress and the victim's parents who then shrugged and figured that was going to be the best apology they were going to get out of the Jose.

Anyway, the issue seems to have been resolved for now. The boy's father has said, 'For me, the matter wasn't even that important. The matter between me and Mr Jose Mourinho is resolved.'

Final Verdict:

For the sake of the children, Jose please get back to doing what you do best: sexifying touchlines throughout Europe with your glam overcoats and penetrating glances. Oh, how we miss you so!

source: Mourinho 'pulled ears of schoolboy, 12, who said he was not the best' - Mourinho 'pulled ears of schoolboy, 12, who said he was not the best'

Labels: bad behavior, jose mourinho, managers

Here's Cristiano Ronaldo and Michael Owen in the new PES Commercial. Be sure to watch until the very end where Ronaldo unleashes a bit of the crazy on us.

UPDATE: We realize that screen-cap is a bit risqué but we're not trying to get you in trouble at work, we promise.

Labels: cristiano ronaldo, michael owen

"I'd feel a bit bad eating a big burger in front of him. I tend to eat what Steven eats and he obviously eats really healthy. Steven having to be so healthy is a bit annoying sometimes. But it's part of the job and I'm use to it by now…I don't weigh myself but I know from my jeans if I've put on a couple of pounds. I more or less stay the same."

Whatevs, Alex. The fact that you're a McDonald's drive-through regular is a well known fact so, why oh why are you playing? Talking about 'I tend to eat what Stevie eats'...shoot. Lies!

Also, please see the attached photos from the London launch of Alex's perfume at Crystal last week. Can anyone identify the crackheaded hanger-on with the bizarro eyeshadow?
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source: The WAG feels uncomfortable munching unhealthy food in front of her footballer hubby - splash - the sun

Labels: alex curran, candids, quick quotes, steven gerrard, WAGs