THIS IS EXTRA TIME

Manchester United defender, Jonny Evans was arrested last night as a part of a continuing investigation into the rape of a 26 year-old woman at Manchester United's Christmas party.

Police are still holding Jonny, who turned himself in for questioning yesterday, flying in from a trip to Monaco.

Greater Manchester Police:

"Detectives investigating a report of rape at a Manchester city centre hotel have arrested a 19-year-old. He was arrested on suspicion of rape this evening after presenting himself to police. He remains in custody."

The 26 year-old woman who filed the rape charge, was interviewed and examined yesterday. The woman’s boyfriend was actually with her at the party and after she had disappeared with a player for some time he’d asked her where she was. That was when she busted out the rape story which was when police were called to the scene. The police will interview her further today.

As for the other players, they're said to be completely stunned and in total shock. And rightly so: who could've ever expected any of this to happen? Footballers, random hoochies, booze: so totally harmless.

Among the other footballers not on their best behavior during the Man U Orgy on the DL was Wayne Rooney who was spotted trying it on with a Daily Mail 'reporter' disguised as a party goer.

Rooney allegedly said: "I bet you two were naughty at uni. Did you do threesomes? You know two girls and a lad?"

He reportedly added: "You can be Beyonce (the American singer)", before pulling Ms Tetteh up to dance while he sang along to the music.

Danny Simpson was also spotted getting into a bit of a spat with another partier while others were simply out of control - making the rounds, grabbing ladies and trying to lift up skirts left and right.
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source: MAN HELD IN HOTEL 'RAPE' PROBE - United 'in shock' at Evans arrest - Manchester United players 'treated girls like pieces of meat' at Christmas 'rape' party

Labels: bad behavior, christmas, jonny evans, man poo-nited

Last night's Manchester United Christmas Party/Orgy on the DL seems to already be plagued by scandal and drama.

A 26 year-old woman has claimed that she was raped at the the party. Cops were called to the Great St John Street Hotel at 4:15 this morning to investigate the complaint. The woman hasn't been fully interviewed yet but the police have confirmed they're investigating and the 'inquiries will continue.'

A guest told the Daily Mail:

"A lot of the players were really letting their hair down and really enjoying themselves in a big way. Lots of drink was flowing and there were a lot of the girls there simply trying to bag a footballer for the night. It was all very very sleazy. I'm just glad none of the WAGS were there. They would have been horrified."

So much for that clever 'no cell phones' rule, huh?

While we wait for the inevitable sex tape to emerge from the ashes lets take a look at these scanty photos from yesterday's night o' glee.

It seems like the lads didn't stray too far from the typical jeans/blazer combo unlike their Chelsea counterparts. TIET's pick for best dressed: Wayne Rooney; Rio receives an honourable mention.

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Dear white beanie: thank you for kindly shielding us from unibrow death. Love you forever, babe!



Cris's FWB and a blazer that's totally ripping off our curtain's steez.




...and ripping off Lampsy's steez.



Rio? Having a hottie moment?




Cristiano's man-purses have clearly rubbed off on Louis.



Grandpa cardigans: Y/N?



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Attentive readers and Cristiano fan-girls may notice that Man U's most sexified was not present at the Christmas proceedings in Manchester. That's because he was too busy giving Kaka and Messi cut-eye in Zurich at the FIFA World Player of The Year Gala.



Just look at his face: totally pulling a Kanye, right? We're frantically searching for lost footage of Cris cracking Kaka on the back of the head with his third place award and then proceeding to flip a table over backstage whilst shouting, "Give a Portuguese man a chance!'


source: Kaka Wins FIFA Player Award - Girl claims she was raped at Manchester United Christmas party - rex - getty

Labels: bad behavior, candids, christmas, cristiano ronaldo, louis saha, man poo-nited, owen hargreaves, rio ferdinand, wayne rooney

At the moment, we are simultaneously watching Gossip Girl, reviewing our Grand-Slam Sunday tapes (expect some extensive coverage on the hair situation at Arsenal) and filing our nails. Oh, what a charmed life we do lead.

So for now, we grant you these photos from Danielle Lloyd's birthday party this weekend. Jermain was there, of course. But so was her ex, Teddy Sheringham with his new-found hoochie.

No doubt, we'll be back later on tonight with more ridiculosity for you lovelies!
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source: splash

Labels: candids, danielle lloyd, jermain defoe, WAGs

'Er, he ordered a salad...and some egg whites.'



via chicken dinner

Labels: david beckham, snoop dogg, video

He's back - wearing scarves and overcoats in that special way only he can.



Thanks to Hanna for the tip!

Labels: jose mourinho, managers, video

Victoria sets the record straight on David's package.

"He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his."

Of course, we knew the glorious truth all along.


source: Victoria Beckham: David does have a huge one

Labels: david beckham, quick quotes, victoria beckham, WAGs

Emporio Armani have revealed that they've been able to peddle 30 per cent more underwear to men with delusions of grandeur since Becks has taken up the post as spokesbod.

EA's director of menswear, David Walker-Smith:

"David Beckham is a global style icon, appealing equally to men and women. Where he goes, fashion is bound to follow, so briefs are the big story for underwear."

Did you hear that? Briefs are the new black!

Moreover, the tighty-whities featured in the first ad released by Emporio Armani have caused the sale of similar briefs of all brands to go up by 50 per cent.

FYI: We've got no clue why that caption is insisting that we look Becks in the eyes. A bit much to ask when he's got his legs open wider than those of a blitzed Britney Spears rolling up at Hyde.
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source: Sales up after Becks pants ad - David Beckham Fans Online

Labels: david beckham, hot footballers

Monika Puchalski, WAG of Bayern cutie, Lukas Podolski, is pregnant with the couple's first child!

Monika's twin brother, Lukas, spilled the beans to Bunte. 'I'm really looking forward to being an uncle,' Lukas said. 'We were all very surprised, but the two have been together for very long - this is the culmination of their love.'

Podi's girl is only 21 so, she's definitely hit the WAG jackpot earlier than most. The pair met in Poland when Monika was 17.

Hey, we ain't mad at you - get that moola, girl!


source: Lukas Podolski wird Vater - World's best young footballer set to be a father

Labels: bayern munich, lukas podolski, monika puchalski, pregnant, WAGs

We warned you did we not? The Christmas party season has finally begun and it's time for all the footballer tomfoolery to begin! Time to bust out your tinsel and break out that eggnog!

So, settle in and please don't take in-between sips of that holiday-style peppermint hot chocolate you've, no doubt, got nestled by your laptop. Chelsea Fabulosity Central is ready to bring the LOLs hardcore-style and we don't want any accidents, ok?

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A made up source tells us that those white fishnets are from Lampsy's personal collection. He also reluctantly loaned Elen that hat.





He's never really going to live down that mask is he?
Check out Sidwell and Krystell in the back. Something tells us they're laughing at him and not with him.




Excuse us, all that comes to mind is: orgy, orgy, orgy..





Sheva, being a gigantic party-pooper.




source: Is Lampard's romance enjoying a renaissance? Couple join Chelsea stars at Christmas bash - John Terry's Incredibly funny

Labels: chelsea, christmas, claudio pizarro, frank lampard, john terry, krystell sidwell, steven sidwell

The FA's board has approved Fabio Capello as the the new England manager. The ankle-sock Nazi's advisors have been in talks all day working out the finer details of his contract but the deal is all but done.

The FA:

"Discussions have continued throughout the day between the FA and Fabio Capello's advisors. The FA board has also today approved Capello's appointment as England manager subject to the successful conclusion of these contract negotiations.

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In other manager news, Avram Grant has signed a four-year deal to ensure that he continues to fug it up on the touchline for Chelsea. Lady Chelsea lovers, we truly do feel your pain. And we're not just saying that.

source: Football Association board approves appointment of Capello as England manager - FA approves appointment of Capello as England coach - Grant signs new Chelsea deal

Labels: avram grant, chelsea, england, fabio capello, managers

It seems that Danielle has attempted to preserve Jermain's fragile footballer ego for their first public appearance together. The 5'9 stunner/slag opted to go for a pair of silver flats instead of her usual sky-high heels. Read: Jermain is 5'7.

The couple made their first public appearance together at Miss Bollywood where Dani's celeb-BB arch-rival, Shilpa Shetty was performing.

Jermain has now changed the locks to his £3 Hertfordshire home after Dani and his ex, Charlotte, had a little spat over outside his house last week.

Looks like the psycho-stalker ex is now officially out the picture!
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source: Serial WAG Danielle Lloyd scores another footballer - this time it's Jermain Defoe -

Labels: danielle lloyd, jermain defoe, WAGs

Now that Jose Mourinho has flaked out on the England job, it's all set to be passed on to Fabio Capello.

Although we admittedly don't know or care much about Fabio, after reading a few of these gems gifted to the world by the man himself, we're beginning to take an interest in his apparent ridiculosity:

"...I just can’t stand ankle socks. When a gentleman crosses his legs and the trouser leg rides up to show hairy shins at the top of the sock, it offends my eyes. It’s like women wearing their stockings rolled down around their ankles. Both would be a real turn-off."

Where in an interview with a football manager do ankle socks come up? 'So, Fabs, babe, what's your opinion on socks? Like, where do you stand on the sockless Beckham issue?' Even more bizarre: did Capello feel so passionate about the ankle sock v normal sock issue that he didn't even have to be coerced? Either way, a bit unstable this Capello fellow.

"Art makes me passionate. I particularly like the ‘Black’ period in Goya’s career or some of Velazquez’s best work — he was the first impressionist in art history. Walking round great art like that boosts your spirits.”

Is Velazquez some obscure Spanish footballer we haven't heard of? Is he hot? What do you mean thats inappropriate? Would you just stop trying to change the subject, Fabs, and answer the question?

By the way, how do you look in an overcoat? (Not better than Jose, we bet.)

Anyhow, it turns out that Goya and other such bougie trickery is not the only thing that 'boosts' Señor Capello's spirits:

"Micoren, for example, was taken by everybody – even me when I was in the national team."

Something tells us we're going to enjoy this guy a helluva lot more than we did Gigantor Teeth McClaren.

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The English FA is rumoured to announce Fabio Capello's appointment as England manager within the next 24-48 hours. As usual, we'll let you know when it goes down.


source: I hate white tops & hairy shins - SECRET DRUGS SHOCK OF NEW ENGLAND BOSS

Labels: england, fabio capello, managers

So, here's the latest sex scandal to come out of Ireland: three badassed footballers sexing up one not-so-innocent young lady in a Co Antrim hotel bathroom. Have shame, all of you!

A video of the scandalous act was posted on Youtube earlier this week but was taken down within 20 minutes of it's posting so, all we've got to go on right now is this one grainy photo.

An IFA spokesperson told NOTW:

“The Irish FA is aware of the situation and is taking it very seriously. The Association will be investigating the matter thoroughly using a detailed process, and until all facts have been examined, no further comment will be made.”

Any guesses on who any of these discraceful ballers are? The one in the back there looks kind of blond or redish. Couldn't have been Damien Duff, right? Maybe Paul McShane? God forbid Anthony Stokes was there! We may just bust out a few tears for the lost innocence if that's the case.


source: Soccer stars in hotel orgy shame

Labels: anthony stokes, bad behavior, damien duff, ireland, paul mcshane

Alex Curran was given quite a fright yesterday night when her home was broken into.

A police spokesperson says:

“We are investigating a confrontational burglary which took place at around 9.30pm last night. The female resident, and another woman who was in the house at the time, were left shaken but uninjured.”

The four men, dressed in masks and balaclavas, invaded the Gerrard home making away with jewellery while Stevie was away whipping Marseille into a frenzy. No word on whether the kiddies, Lilly-Ella and Lexie, were home at the time. The police are also refusing to confirm whether the £10,000 Cartier watch Alex bought Stevie for Christmas was among the stolen items.

This only serves to confirm that Liverpool has got serious security issues because, this latest crime: the seventh. Yeah, and this is the sixth in 18 months! Dirk Kuyt had his house broken into not long ago and Jerzy Dudek had his Champions League medal stolen from his home last June. Pepe Reina, Crouchie, Daniel Agger and Florent Sinama-Pongolle are all victims as well.

An official club statement says:

"The club takes this extremely seriously and we will be looking at ways to provide cover for the players’ homes while they are away with the club, and international duty."

This is some pretty serious business so no room for jokesies here, unfortunately. We sincerely hope these jerks are caught and brought to justice.
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source: CURRAN CONFRONTED BY ROBBERS - Steven Gerrard latest victim of Liverpool FC burglary campaign - Alex Curran's terror as she confronts masked raiders in Gerrard's home - footie queens

Labels: alex curran, steven gerrard, WAGs

Allegedly, the Club World Cup 2007 is being played in Tokyo right now. But, you see, we learned our lesson during World Cup 2002: soccer in Japan is evil.

More to the point, if a match is being shown at like 4 o'clock in the morning, and these people are not playing shirtless, hugging each other at five-minute intervals and/or scoring eight gravity-defying goals per half, we are not going to watch.

So, please do not ask us who won, who lost or if we saw that goal. We don't know; we did not; we need our beauty sleep.

Our non-coverage of this non-event begins and ends here with the Boca Juniors.

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Let's play the 'how many crap Argentine haircuts do you spot?' game!




OMGz he's touching his crotch. Tee-hee. And we bet you a fiver that the other dude is enjoying the view. Double tee-hee.




Tyra would be proud, he's totally smiling with his eyes. Or looking like he's going to choke a bitch with his eyes. Whatevs, Tyra would still be proud, ok?




And an AC Milan throw away because we couldn't resist:

Can we go next?!

Labels: ac milan, boca juniors, club world cup, kaka, training photos

What goes through a footballer's brain before intentionally exposing themselves in such a manner?

Are they attempting to endear themselves to our 'awww, look at him he's such a dork, but he's like soo cute though' side?

(FYI: When it comes to footballers, there is no such thing as dorky-cute. The only footballer who gets away with that it is Volzy and you are not him so, GTFO, s'il vous plait.)

Or are moments such as Anton Ferdinand's Soulja Boy Dance and now Bobby Boswell's cam-whoring misadventures, simply a product of one of the many lapses in judgement footballers experience?

While we're not entirely sure what caused MLS's hottest-ever défenseur to expose us to these criminal photos from Bryan Namoff's wedding we're not sure we're ready to find out who or what did. We'd much rather post and forget. We need time to heal and move on with our lives after such a traumatizing experience.

TIET Final Verdict: And to think you were once our MLS Hottie of the Moment! You've brought shame upon this great institution, sir. Taylor > Bobby. End of convo.
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source: More wedding photos… - Boswell's Got a Lady For Each Finger

Labels: bobby boswell, bryan namoff, dc united, not sexy

'Victoria, why do you and David work?'
LK you need to retire, babe.

Labels: victoria beckham, video, WAGs

Jermain, who has taken his big brother fanaticism to the next level by hooking up with former celeb-BB contestant, Danielle Lloyd, was caught in the crossfire between two of his WAGs last week.

Jermain's ex-fiance, Charlotte Mears, flipped out when she found that she had arrived at Jermain's place at the same time as Danielle. Charlotte flew into a rage when she realized her timing, getting out of her car and screaming that Dani's had 'ruined her life.'

Danielle was so frightened by the has-been WAG, that she locked herself in her car and phoned a friend in panic. And although we'd love nothing more than to tell you that Charlotte smashed in the car's windows and bitch-slapped the life out of the world's most hated WAG Dani, unfortunately, drove off before Charlotte got the chance.

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In addition to battling with Dani, Charlotte is now embroiled in a dispute with Jermain over their bulldog Busta. Charlotte took the doggie with her when she moved out of Jermain's place last week and although the two picked out Busta together, Jermain feels the dog is his and wants him back.


source: HandWAGs at dawn for Lloyd - DANI IN DOGFIGHT

Labels: charlotte mears, danielle lloyd, jermain defoe, tottenham hotspur, WAG feud, WAGs

Alex indulged in a spot of shopping this weekend, picking up some gear from Vivienne Westwood.

Will someone please fill her in on the eyebrows? We're tired of rehashing the same issues over and over: too dark, too bushy.
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source: splash

Labels: alex curran, candids, WAGs

From David Beckham's Armani underwear campaign.

We. Just. Lost. Our. S**t.

EDIT: By the way, Victoria is on Larry King tonight so make sure you tune in to watch the fab-bot chat Spice Girls and LA life with the dementia-ridden clown that is LK.

Labels: david beckham, hot footballers

Barbara: Do you ever eat a cookie or a piece of chocolate cake?
Vic: No, bitch. What the hell do you think this is? *storms out of interview*

Labels: barbara walters, david beckham, victoria beckham

Rafa puts a damper on the sleepover plans as he bans the boys from watching the big Hatton-Mayweather fight this weekend:

"It is important the players rest properly. We try to control these things and have a plan. I don’t think the players will be staying up to watch the fight. They have DVDs to tape it and watch later!”

source: RAFA KOS HITMAN RICKY

Labels: liverpool, quick quotes, rafael benitez

As the January transfer window draws near, Nicolas Anelka, tugs at the heartstrings of managers throughout the league:

“It's very hard to live with this kind of defeat [4-0 Liverpool]. To recover, I just went home and sat in front of the TV so I could think about nothing and empty my head…One day my work will be rewarded and I can move again to a great club.”

Will someone please rescue this poor (rich) man?

And while you’re at it, can you ask Nic what kind of wax he uses on his head? We’ve never seen a bald man’s head glisten and shimmer so.

In fact, watching a Bolton match these days has become quite a hazardous thing to do. No, not because Bolton is craptastic but rather because Nic’s glittering noggin sends us into a trance-like state where by half-time, we see ourselves catapulted into some sort of scalp-greasing fantasy. It’s frightening. We need help.



source: NOUVELLE INTERVIEW DE NICO - Chelsea on alert as Anelka says: I should be playing for a great club -

Labels: bolton, nicolas anelka, whiny footballers

So, if this football thing doesn't work out...

Labels: liverpool, xabi alonso

Michael Essien has become the latest fan-girl to urge the FA to hire Jose Mourinho for the world's least desirable job. 'Frankly, I don’t know why the FA are delaying over Mourinho,' says Essi. 'They should get him now to coach the team and get England back to where it belongs — on top of world football.'

Although Florent's 'OMGz training is so terrible, like' comments and Sheva, equally annoying, with his 'bitches don't know me!' tirade, have put a considerable amount of strain on our relationship with Chelsea Fabulosity Central, we've decided to remain positive by focusing on the Jose-love that has been perpetuated among the superior footballers at Chelsea.

(FYI: By 'superior' we mean the guys who are jonesing for one of the old-time, late-night rendez-vous they used to share with The Sex in an Overcoat. Lampsy, we're looking at you.)

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Florent may be on his way out in a transfer agreement brewing between Chelsea and Real Madrid where Chelsea are looking to secure the (way less hot), Royston Drenthe.

Malou has definitely demonstrated his douchebagish side this week but we're going to hold out before releasing our Final Verdict on the 'Florent: Y/N?' situ. We're going to have a deep think about some things: What has this fellow done for the ladies lately? More specifically, when was the last time he took off his shirt? Flashed the thighs o' glory?


source: Essien: FA must get Jose now

Labels: andriy shevchenko, chelsea, florent malouda, jose mourinho, michael essien, royston drenthe

Posh in Elle magazine:

"Someone told me I'm going to feature big this year with the drag queens. I'm so camp! I'm such a gay man trying to get out.

Of course, what she meant to say was that David was a gay man trying to come out. Silly, girl!

Victoria's issue of Elle hits newstands on Dec 11th and will, of course, include the whack-assed editorial she shot in Paris earlier this year.


source: Elle (US) - splash

Labels: quick quotes, victoria beckham, WAGs

Just when we thought the drama had toned down a bit on the Lampard homefront, things look set to flare up again as Lampsy is spotted leaving Mahiki sporting mysterious stains on his jeans.

Oh, and check out the random hoochie trying to cop a feel of of the sexiest thighs in London. Looks to us like Elen needs to put her man back on house arrest!

Frank was at the London club enjoying a night out with cousin Jamie Redknapp.
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source: See Frank do the Lamparda - Frank Lampard's Sticky Situation - wenn

Labels: chelsea, chelsea fabulosity, frank lampard

Victoria's bizarro behavior with these Japanese folk has gone too far:

"It was amazing at the airport, lots of lovely Japanese people there to greet us. There were tears. I always like that it shows you are a real fan when you cry or when you pass out. When the paramedics are called I think that is a good sign. It shows real determination as a fan."

Yeah, okay, bitch. You need calm down.

The Spice Girls World Domination Tour continues as it rolled into San Jose last night. It was also established that VB likes to sleeps naked every night. ‘I’m going to be naked if I’m getting in bed with him every night.’ Posh says.

Well, at least she appreciates what she's got. Now, those Japanese fans will be crying for an entirely different set of reasons.

While we’re on the topic of the Beckhams, let us quickly (and do we mean quickly, this story is beyond us, people) touch on David’s worsening OCD. We’ve heard flickers about The Sex being over-stressed about the upcoming Christmas season because of numerous family issues (his parents split up and don’t get a long, his father's health issues, Vic’s family being is difficult). Allegedly, he was frantically rearranging his eating utensils during his flight to Vancouver for the SG concert.

Also, if you’re interested/a psycho-stalker, Becks food scraps are up for sale over at Trade Me. Cop that while you still can, people!


source: SEE VIDEO Victoria Beckham: You're a true fan if you faint when you see me - Victoria Beckham sleeps in the buff - David Beckham's OCD worsens - David Beckham’s food scraps are being sold on the Internet

Labels: david beckham, victoria beckham, WAGs

“Being from New Mexico I'm particularly fond of Mexican and Latin American music, but I need Jamelia to rev me up."

We’re not getting Tom on this one but it kind of sounds like ‘hey, she’s not Mexican, but she’s close enough!’ to us. With that said, we still can’t wait to hear Jamelia’s official response. We say ‘official’ because Jam is second only to Chezza in the ‘let me tell you what I think, yeah…’ category.

We’ll keep you updated as the non-news rolls in.

Tom loves Jamelia's Mex appeal

Labels: jamelia, quick quotes, tom ford, WAGs

Deep breath, people. One mother of a 'Still Alive' post coming up:


Rafael Nadal and La Liga's finest keeper, Iker Casillas, did some charity work for the Red Cross last week. Model sportsmen? Perhaps. But we're posting these mostly because Rafa has become quite the side-obsession at the TIET camp. The persistent wedgie-picking he does before every serve is endlessly fascinating. Fortunately/Unfortunately, no shots of the wedgie-picking to be had in this set. Better luck next time.



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Bristol City is down one WAG as former Atomic Kitten girl, Liz McLarnon confirms her split from striker Lee Trundle. 'We are no longer together - but I don't want to talk about it,' Liz says.

We're quite unhappy about this news as we were very much looking forward to the impending Jamelia v Liz fued. Oh well, we'll deal.

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While we're on the topic of Bristol City WAGs, Darren Byfield's on-off girlfriend Jamelia, performed at Nelson Mandela's World AIDS Day concert in South Africa at the weekend. Ludacris, Rihanna, Razorlight and Naomi Campbell were just a few others also pre