Monday, January 7, 2008
BECKS AT ARSENAL: CESC DOES A JIG, SAGNA FLIPS OUT
Londoners beware: Becks is back in your heezy.
Having invaded Arsenal’s training sessions, The Sex has taken the hotness level at London Colney to heights not reached since the departure of Titi and SwedeSex. He’s also added that certain sexifying spark to what may just be the fugliest training kit in all of England – well, in London at least. (Purple turtleneck? Answers, please.)
The decision to bring Becks into the camp has not gone over smoothly with the Arsenal lads though. Bacary Sagna, for example, revealed to us in an exclusive interview that he’s ‘well stressed’ about David’s white-blond hair becoming the main hair-attraction:
‘Yes, I must admit, eet ‘as angered me. I was ze ‘ottest blond until zat ozer Spice Boy come ‘ere to do ze training. Eet is not good.’
When we asked Bac if he was planning any changes to his look as a result of the challenge presented, the Frenchman whispered one word as he looked over his shoulder and pointed to his upper lip, ‘Cisse.’ Well, you know what they in France: The road to blond facial hair is a long and winding one.
Manuel Almunia has also felt the shock of his decline in the bizarre-hair hierarchy. Although the Spaniard declined to comment, teammate Philippe Senderos hinted to us that Almunia has contemplated adding a Ljungberg-esque pink streak to his recently disgraced hairdo to ‘capture the headlines’ once again:
‘He’s constantly asking me if his roots are showing so he’s definitely not taken it well, no. It’s frustrating for him. He’s been talking about doing a Ljungberg - you know, get a leg up on David that way.’
A leg-up on David? The peroxide is definitely seeping through Manuel's skull.
It’s not all been bad news however. Fabregas at least, appears to be smiling and giggling much more during training since The Sex’s arrival. He’s even been spotted breaking into random jigs [pictured above] and striking provocative poses whenever Becks happens to look his way.
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EDIT - Please see 2:28-2:45 where it really does look like Traore and Bendtner are having a good ol' time checking out Beckham's assets.
Labels: arsenal, bacary sagna, david beckham, made up shite, manuel almunia, philippe senderos, training photos
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