Wednesday, January 23, 2008
BRINGING THE LOLS: BENDTNER AND ADEBAYOR
Now, we've yet to see a decent angle of the alleged head-butt but what seems to have happened is that Nicky said a few words to Ade. Something along the lines of 'OMGz, who does your hair?! I wanna grow mines out too and rock the cornrows just like you, babes! Ade clearly did not take too well to Bendtner’s words considering that he lashed out - 'I and only I will rock ze cornrows!' - and snuck in a bit of the head-butt action.
That's when William stepped in and tried to bring some order into the situation: 'Listen, Nicky, yes? Cornrows are strictly Manu's turf, okay!' Bendtner then tried to take Gallas on, in a shock move: 'But it's not like he invented braids!!!'
Eventually, the ref came over and even old Gilberto made a meek attempt to shut the youngsters up ('Gosh, I'd soooo rather be chillaxin' on the bench right now.').
(FYI: Is it by mere coincidence that more often than not, whenever Howard Webb refs an Arsenal match, it doesn't end well for the Gunners?)
TIET's Final Verdict: Bendtner had an all-round unsexy night. First, we miss the longer hair. Second, an own goal isn't hot. Third, angry footballers are though. Fourth, which is why we've developed a slight crush on Ade.
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Labels: arsenal, bringing the LOLs, emmanuel adebayor, made up shite, nicklas bendtner, on-pitch fighting
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Awesome, I'm not the only one with a disturbingly tenacious thing for Adebayor, even when he goes assaulting his teammate.
He does have the ability to be surprisingly sexy sometimes, doesn't he?
The fact that it's impossible to understand a single word he's says also adds a bit of sparkle.
The fact that it's impossible to understand a single word he's says also adds a bit of sparkle.