STILL ALIVE: DOING HANDSTANDS, NOT GETTING MARRIED AND COMING UP WITH GOOD USES FOR DUCT TAPE

Janelle Khouri (Hargreaves) and a few other Man United WAGs made it out to United v Spurs this weekend. Right to Left: Leanne Brown (Wes), Rebecca Ellison (Rio), Lisa Roughead (Carrick), the least offensive Neville and the fam.

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Teressa Edwards' (Carlos Edwards - Sunderland/T&T) latest music video includes a rather curious looking scene involving some duct tape and a naked man. Some insight into to the Edwardses sex-life, perhaps? - WATCH -
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The best bogus rumour to come of Chelsea this season: Frank Lampard is lined up to appear on Strictly Come Dancing. We don't care if it's probably not true because we've already begun imagining Lampsy in a lovely Cameron Matheson-esque skin tight Superman costume. Yeah, we're so ready.
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The Offside Rules asked full-time badman/part-time footballer, Alecko Eskandarian, what may just be the question of the century: 'Who has the funniest looking headgear: the pope, a raver or you?' - READ -
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Victoria was back on her old stomping grounds in Manchester last week. Aren't those kiddies the hottest accessories?

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Here's Coleen going to the hairdressers. Again. She might as well just set up a little tent out outside the damn place now because she's there at least four times a week.

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Danielle and Jermain are dunzo. Dani moved out of Defoe's place last week after he cheated on her when she was in the hospital having (yet another) surgery done on her boobies. A source told the Daily Star: 'Dani is absolutely beside herself. She was totally in love with Jermain and really believed he could be the love of her life. She hasn’t stopped crying since she found out he cheated.'
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While we're on the topic of Jermain, did you know that he likes doing naked handstands after sex? Or that he likes wearing bras on his head? Yes, definitely one to avoid, ladies.
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Arsenal fans: prepare for waves of nostalgia to wash over you. The rest of you: prepare to wonder why Petit still refuses to get a decent haircut.

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Gemma Atkinson says she's got absolutely no plans to marry her current beau, Marcus Bent, anytime soon. In fact, Gemma doesn't want to get married - ever: 'I don't want to get married. I've never wanted to. I've never fancied being a wife.'
source: splash
Labels: arsenal, candids, chelsea, Coleen McLoughlin, danielle lloyd, frank lampard, gemma atkinson, janelle khouri, jermain defoe, man poo-nited, rebecca ellison, still alive, victoria beckham, WAGs