ANELKA CAUGHT SENDING DIRTY TEXTS TO SHOP-GIRL DURING HIS WEDDING
The ultimate wedding faux-pas, right?Other fun facts from NOTW's scoop o' scum on Nicolas Anelka:
- Nico met Natalie Merriman when she was working at Selfridges in Manchester's Trafford Centre last March. He couldn't even be bothered to do the macking himself - he had his friend ask for her number on his behalf.
- There's talk of his 'gymnastic tongue.' Oh, dear.
- Nico sent Natalie photos of his pee-pee on the regular; the argument for banning footballers from using camera phones further advances.
- When his wedding day rolled around Nico conned the shop-girl with the good ol' 'I'm going on vacation' excuse. You mean you've never used that old standby? Exactly.
last but not least...
- Never ones to disappoint, NOTW makes up a whole new word to describe the fling: sexatational. Make room in your dictionaries, people.
source: Anelka had text sex with me... on his wedding day
Labels: bad behavior, nicolas anelka
4 Comments:
Lampard is not married.
Terry just got married.
And I don't know who Smith is.
That's a little different, except for Micah. But he's just nasty anyway, did you see that video?
Your comment fails. GTFO, thanks.


Ashley, Defoe, Anelka, Micah (in the loo, SERIOUSLY???)