Sunday, February 3, 2008

ANELKA CAUGHT SENDING DIRTY TEXTS TO SHOP-GIRL DURING HIS WEDDING

The ultimate wedding faux-pas, right?

Other fun facts from NOTW's scoop o' scum on Nicolas Anelka:

- Nico met Natalie Merriman when she was working at Selfridges in Manchester's Trafford Centre last March. He couldn't even be bothered to do the macking himself - he had his friend ask for her number on his behalf.

- There's talk of his 'gymnastic tongue.' Oh, dear.

- Nico sent Natalie photos of his pee-pee on the regular; the argument for banning footballers from using camera phones further advances.

- When his wedding day rolled around Nico conned the shop-girl with the good ol' 'I'm going on vacation' excuse. You mean you've never used that old standby? Exactly.

last but not least...

- Never ones to disappoint, NOTW makes up a whole new word to describe the fling: sexatational. Make room in your dictionaries, people.


source: Anelka had text sex with me... on his wedding day

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4 Comments:

  At February 5, 2008 3:13 PM Anonymous Anonymous said:
When are white British girls going to learn that black men, whether they are British, American, or African are going to cheat as much as humanly possible and/or sleep with as many as they can?

Ashley, Defoe, Anelka, Micah (in the loo, SERIOUSLY???)
Lampard, Terry, Rooney, Smith (in the loo, also)
  At February 6, 2008 3:25 PM Anonymous Anonymous said:
Rooney is not married.
Lampard is not married.
Terry just got married.
And I don't know who Smith is.

That's a little different, except for Micah. But he's just nasty anyway, did you see that video?
Race doesn't play into this at all. Idiot footballers do.

Your comment fails. GTFO, thanks.







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