Monday, March 31, 2008
ANGRY KEEPERS: JENS BEATS ON THE PAPS, THINKS HE'S A BADMAN
God, we love Jens. The man is very obviously a mad-man but he does wear the angry-keeper badge with pride, doesn't he? Who else could make such completely mental behavior look so - oh, dear - sexy. Lehmann flipped out on some paps who tried to take his photo when he was coming out of Embassy Nightclub last night. He punched one dude in the face, threatened another then punched and kicked the third guy to the ground. All while wearing what appears to be a very fierce looking jacket.
Last week Jens told some German talk show hoochie that he thought giving non-alcholic beer to his two-year old daughter, Lieselotte, was totally harmless. He then went on to talk about that one time him and Lieselotte got totally crocked together on one of his days off. 'The girl just couldn't handle her drink,' a made up source tells us. 'She's been through a lot. Did a stint at the Priory when she was one and a half and everything. It's been really tough on the whole family.'
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source: wenn - KEEPER: I FEED TOT ON LAGER
Labels: angry keepers, bad behavior, candids, jens lehmann, made up shite
9 Comments:
I see it. Pass the man a blond wig and a cane.
Man, I don't know about the wig, but Jens Lehmann + pimp cane = awesomesauce. Just in general.
How about a fancy fedora to match the pimp cane?
Like Cheryl Tweedy's, you mean? D: No, I prefer him like this.
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Jesus...
Arsenal really aren't paying him well enough. Where'd he get that jacket, off a bum in Piccadilly?
Arsenal really aren't paying him well enough. Where'd he get that jacket, off a bum in Piccadilly?
cheryl-bites - Brilliant! The green zebra print suits him surprisingly well and the expression on his face in the team photo is pimp-perfection.
tim - The jackets not that bad, is it? I think it just looks a bit bunched up because he was getting so rowdy with the paps.
tim - The jackets not that bad, is it? I think it just looks a bit bunched up because he was getting so rowdy with the paps.
:D Yes indeed! The pics are the work of the divine Sommer78 on Manndecker - wish she was still around ;_;
The problem with black shiny jackets is they have a tendency to look like bin bags.
The problem with black shiny jackets is they have a tendency to look like bin bags.
Beating up paparazzi?... carry on, Jens.