BRINGING THE LOLS: DAX GETS HUFFY

Oh, Dax, what are you getting up to here? Striking the 'and what?!' pose, shouting obscenities at Panamanians with your fiery hair flinging about. We normally love it when you boys get all huffy but all we're getting from this scene is a whole lot of leprechaun vibes we don't need.
Anyways, can we just spend like two secs on Defect-Gate? You know, the seven kids who peaced out on Cuba last day? Well, the official response from the Cuban Football Federation is moderately intriguing: 'As a federation, we are nauseated...' Nauseated? Our minds immediately went to a scenario where half the team defected and the other half got the stomach flu. See? Things can always get worse.
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As you can see, we've taken an extended break/spree of lazy-arsing/idly staring for far too long at photos of our newfound mega-crush, Yoann Gourcuff, and haven't been blogging as often as we'd like lately. Don't look so disappointed though: we'll be back and shall assume our former non-glory as of next week where we'll tackle important issues such as the increasing levels of Chelsea ridiculosity (très un-fierce), West Ham invading our heezy (my cystal ball says, 'I see Lucas and Freddie in your future. And they're naked and sprawled out on your bed.') and as usual, we'll have a slew of new photos of the most annoying WAGs in the business doing what they do best: absolutely nothing.
Until then, take care you lovely lovelies!
P.S. In the meantime can the anti-Senderos e-mails please stop. Didn't know people had such serious beef with Big Phil. Furthermore, didn't know anyone actually paid attention to our EPL Hottie of the Moment at all. We reserve the right to suffer through our slightly off-kilter crushes in peace! Sheesh!
source: Defection is latest blow to Cuban sports
Labels: about us, bringing the LOLs, cuba, dax mccarty, US soccer
2 Comments:
And don't even get us started on Sendergas!

Also, I must commend you for picking him as the current EPL Hottie. There's nothing wrong with Senderos! He's intelligent, funny (sometimes he fuses that element with his defending), confident, tall. Hey, even Cesc Fabregas loves him!