THE CROTCH-GRAB: BECKS V DIDIER

Real talk now, ladies: Becks v Didier? Who wins? Answers are required.
We're not talking in an overall sense - unfortunately hair issues inhibit Didi from challenging meaningfully in that arena - we're talking strictly crotch-
protecting/crotch-checking only.
It's going to have to be Becks on our end (our somewhat peculiar relationship with The Sex has been well documented and the fact that we even have this photo on record speaks volumes about our intentions) but we still have to concede that Didi's usual brand of 'I could burn a hole right through you with my eyes' fierceness and delightful shirt removal makes it a tough call.
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