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[guest edited this week by Blair @ MRWF]

EPL Hottie: Jay Heaps - The blue eyes and curly hair reminds me of an Owen Hargreaves type of hotness.

EPL Hottie: Xabi Alonso - He’s one of those fallback hotties when you can’t think of anyone out of the blue.

Most Hated: Jose Mourinho -Never all that loved in the Premier League, he’s now raising eyebrows in Serie A. But rather than picking fights with managers in the technical area, he’s chosen a much higher target, Pietro Lo Monaco, the Catania chief executive. Their verbal sparring has resulted in Jose requesting monetary compensation for Lo Monaco’s free advertising: “If this guy wants to earn free publicity by talking about me, he’d better pay me. Adidas features me in their adverts, but they pay me a lot of money to do that. I don’t get paid to help this Lo Monaco get in the papers.” Oh…snap!

Most Loved: Frank Lampard’s Thighs - I’ve missed them for so long that I almost forgot how gorgeous they were. But finally they’re making a comeback. They first appeared in the Manchester City game, and have now been visible in the Bordeaux and Manchester United games. It seems he’s still wearing the compression shorts for training, but that is just a minor detail. Perhaps it was my last “Of the Moment” post that finally forced him to lose the spandex.

Most Annoying WAG: Cheryl Cole - Cease the crying on X-Factor. Running mascara is not a good look. And it doesn’t look good when you contradict yourself either. One minute you’re refusing to talk about your marriage and the next you’re talking about it on national television and in magazines. Make up your mind love. Good job on the runway though.

Barfline: HANDBALL LAMPS! -- It seems that Frank Lampard’s thighs are getting more than just some action on the pitch. But, do they have to make a football reference out of Lampsy getting a little action in his “penalty box” from some ladies at Funky Buddha? I think not. Bad form, from both the Daily Star and Frank.

'Round the Neighbourhood: He just can’t resist. The Scouser in him just can’t allow him to keep his bloody mouth shut. His honesty in his autobiography threw some people off at first, but it only made me want to buy it as soon as possible! And now he’s gone out and blasted the American owners of his club. Probably not the best of career moves, but it is who you are, and that’s why we love you!

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Friday, March 28, 2008

HOW NOT TO BE SEXY: METZELDER STYLE

It's been a rough season hasn't it, Metze?

What with your busted-foot-disappearing-acts in between your non-appearances for Real Madrid, this season really has been one calamity after another. And this beard o' death is no exception.

We're still trying to figure it out: WC throwback or a desperate attempt to ensure your inclusion in the next wacky German NT dress-up party - a sort of 'I can wear facial hair better than you, Micha' beard. It's all very much beyond us.

TIET's Final Verdict: Even if you're sat on the bench the entire time, there's no excuse for this kind of tomfoolery. Due to your extreme ridiculosity, we have now taken an obscene liking to Oliver Bierhoff [the fine piece of managerial-booty sat on the right]. Thank you and shave.

Labels: christoph metzelder, germany, not sexy, oliver bierhoff

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At March 28, 2008 3:27 PM cheryl-bites said:

My eyes! Dx

At March 28, 2008 8:19 PM TIET said:

'My eyes' is right. It's a terrible, terrible sight.

At April 1, 2008 10:33 AM pinkertones said:

I think I'm the only person in the hole world wich actually like him style. Ok, maybe it's not so much flatering to him, but I like it xD

At April 1, 2008 1:17 PM TIET said:

I think you might be the only person, pinkertones, but each to her own! He's quite hot with a bit of stubble though - this is just too much.

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