BRINGING THE LOLS: CROUCHIE GETS BITCH-SLAPPED

Yes, while he and Abi were out getting crocked in a Chelsea nightclub.
Abi got into it with Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Big Brother contestant turned glamour girl, who was also there last night.
As a blabbermouth tells the Daily Mail:
"They'd been there for over an hour when Abbey dashed outside and sat down in the smoking area. She was weeping buckets, mumbling, and Peter was trying to calm her down. She clearly wanted to leave there and then, but he talked her round and she stormed back inside. They both looked as though they'd been drinking a lot, Peter was stumbling and the doorman was propping him up. Crouch is tall, but the doorman towered over him — he made Peter look like tiny. By now Aisleyne had come out with her friends, and they were asking what had happened."
BTW: We quite like Aisleyne. Shocker, right? She totally should have won her season of Big Brother. Who could forget fantastical moments like the 'Grace-Susan water-dashing fight' and the classic 'she betta know herself'? It'd be foolish to bet against Ash-a-leen in a fight.
source: Crouching Peter and tiger Abbey: Football star slapped down by his WAG in nightclub
Labels: abi clancy, aisleyne horgan-wallace, bringing the LOLs, peter crouch, WAGs

Yay! for the bitch-slap.