Thursday, April 10, 2008
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: HANDHOLDING, HEAD-PATTING AND HUGSIES
Champions League quarter-finals, lovelies. You know how it is: the higher the stakes the higher the intensity of man-lovin'.
Regardez ici, will you:
Oh, would you just look at young Cesc doing the mopey 'squat down and pretend to look depressed because I can get a better view of Xabi's thighs from down here.' Oldest trick in the book, babe.
Xab's gone and put Gilberto's shirt on inside out, the clumsy fool. Clearly, he should be made to take it off and put it right. Or just take it off full stop.
Ginge is wondering what the hell he ever did to deserve such gorgeousity. By gorgeousity we are referring specifically to Stevie's thighs o' glory. They were just exceptional on Tuesday. We repeat: exceptional.
Others bestowed with the Stevie hugsies: Babel and Horrid Hair (who god help us is getting less and less horrid as the weeks go on).
Some very fancy synchronized hugsies from the Loverpool (groan, groan) boys.
A most random Senderos throw-away because we are still not over our Philippe obsession. Your anti-Senderos sentiments shall not be heard, do not try to dissuade us.
Over at Stamford bridge, Lampsy was also whoring it up. Do note the Didi/Lampsy hand-holding. A precious moment indeed.
A close up for those who would like to cherish the moment a little longer. By 'those' we mean ourselves mostly. Notice that Didi is also going for the bum-bum pat. Do feel free to right-click-save for future lingering.
Lampsy ambushing yet another innocent bystander with the Lampsy love-vibes. Notice that all three Chels boys are wearing those dreaded compression shorts we all hate. Ugh.
Much head-patting and sulking produced at Old Trafford last night. Your boyfriend Cristiano was sat on the bench throughout so there wasn't much to see on the Man U side of things unless you fancy yourself some grinning Neville which we do not.
Has anyone else been persuaded by Kuranyi's immaculate goatee thing? We cannot be the only ones. And for someone so fug, Asamoah's got a nice little bum-bum hasn't he?
Regardez ici, will you:
Oh, would you just look at young Cesc doing the mopey 'squat down and pretend to look depressed because I can get a better view of Xabi's thighs from down here.' Oldest trick in the book, babe.
Xab's gone and put Gilberto's shirt on inside out, the clumsy fool. Clearly, he should be made to take it off and put it right. Or just take it off full stop.
Ginge is wondering what the hell he ever did to deserve such gorgeousity. By gorgeousity we are referring specifically to Stevie's thighs o' glory. They were just exceptional on Tuesday. We repeat: exceptional.
Others bestowed with the Stevie hugsies: Babel and Horrid Hair (who god help us is getting less and less horrid as the weeks go on).
Some very fancy synchronized hugsies from the Loverpool (groan, groan) boys.
A most random Senderos throw-away because we are still not over our Philippe obsession. Your anti-Senderos sentiments shall not be heard, do not try to dissuade us.
Over at Stamford bridge, Lampsy was also whoring it up. Do note the Didi/Lampsy hand-holding. A precious moment indeed.
A close up for those who would like to cherish the moment a little longer. By 'those' we mean ourselves mostly. Notice that Didi is also going for the bum-bum pat. Do feel free to right-click-save for future lingering.
Lampsy ambushing yet another innocent bystander with the Lampsy love-vibes. Notice that all three Chels boys are wearing those dreaded compression shorts we all hate. Ugh.
Much head-patting and sulking produced at Old Trafford last night. Your boyfriend Cristiano was sat on the bench throughout so there wasn't much to see on the Man U side of things unless you fancy yourself some grinning Neville which we do not.
Has anyone else been persuaded by Kuranyi's immaculate goatee thing? We cannot be the only ones. And for someone so fug, Asamoah's got a nice little bum-bum hasn't he?
Labels: arsenal, cesc fabregas, champions league, chelsea, hot footballers, liverpool, philippe senderos, steven gerrard, xabi alonso
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Urghk. John Chavvy's face is huge.
Wow, Tiet, you have just posted a lil bit o' heaven. It's so weird that you're talking about Cesc crushing on Xabi because i stumbled on some Cesc/Xabi footballslash (i don't EVER read it - this was a one time thing). I half understand the Philipe-love but that's possible because i love Arsenal and any Arsenal shirt-wearing guy will cloud my fair judgement of whether he's hot or not.
Ofcourse I would've enjoyed this post more if Arsenal had actually won... Oh Im still bitter from 2 nights ago. I don't suppose you can time-travel back two days and destroy Liverpool?
Ofcourse I would've enjoyed this post more if Arsenal had actually won... Oh Im still bitter from 2 nights ago. I don't suppose you can time-travel back two days and destroy Liverpool?
MG - John Chavvy? Who's the lucky recipient of that dis?
CLB - Cesc/Xabi football slash? Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. At all.
CLB - Cesc/Xabi football slash? Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. At all.
Footballslash is so disgusting. It's like homo-erotic fantasies about two footballers getting jiggy wit it - na na na na na
CLB - Cesc/Xabi football slash? Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. At all.
XD sure you don't. You wrote it, didn't you?
Oh, and I am most offended by your treatment of Gerald Asamoah. He is NOT fuckin' ugly. Average, yes. "Fug", no.
XD sure you don't. You wrote it, didn't you?
Oh, and I am most offended by your treatment of Gerald Asamoah. He is NOT fuckin' ugly. Average, yes. "Fug", no.
TIET- Actually, John Chavvy isn't in any of these pictures (I don't think). I just jumped at the chance to insult John Terry. :D
CLB - No, not that song again!
CB - Asamoah's quite the favourite, actually. He has two redeeming qualities: his bum-bum and his secret singing talent.
MG - Oh, of course. I should have known.
CB - Asamoah's quite the favourite, actually. He has two redeeming qualities: his bum-bum and his secret singing talent.
MG - Oh, of course. I should have known.