CHERYL'S OPINION DU JOUR: GOOD NEWS, BOYS - SHE'S AVAILABLE

Queen of subtlety, Cheryl Tweedy/Cole, is cluing the world in on the current state of affairs in the Cole/Tweedy household. According to the necklace she's wearing in will.i.am's new video for 'Heartbreaker', she's available.
Male readers, please settle down. Female readers, please give Cheryl a round of applause for being so strong and standing up for herself or whatever.
There's also been a bit of tussling amongst Cashley and Chezza over the Girls Aloud auto-biog (they've just signed a £500,000 book deal) that's meant to come out soon.
Cashley's super scared that Cheryl's going to spill the beans on what a crap husband he's been. The scumbag's also gone and blamed Cheryl's mom, Joan, who lives with the Coles, for igniting his scrubby behavior saying that he's tired of her 'meddling' in their affairs.
Joan is supposed to be super-pissed that Cheryl's decided to 'forgive' Ash after his hump n' barf scandal came out and was rooting for the two to get divorced.
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[Skip to 2:44 to see the offending necklace]
source: Girls Aloud's' Cheryl Cole disses footballer husband Ashley on video - Love rat Ashley Cole fears tell-all Girls Aloud biography - Cheryl Cole's mum 'furious' that Ashley has talked her daughter round
Labels: ashley cole, cheryl cole, cheryl's opinion du jour, video, WAGs
