Saturday, April 5, 2008

COLEEN GOES AND RUINS IT, CARRIES AN EMERGENCY STASH OF PAPER TOWELS


Here's style-schizo, Coleen, posing with the winner of Aintree's best dressed competition, Anna Perez. Turns out the hoochie got a car for putting on a frilly dress and sticking a flower in her hair. Yeah, whatever, we've so made easier money.

No clue what Col's got on. In addition to the dress/thing making her look like she's got the figure of an armoire, there's also some drape-y choke-y thing wrapped around her neck with what look to be two enormous pieces of scrunched up paper towel tacked onto her back.

But the paper towels are probably just some forward-thinking on Coleen's part. Clearly she's taken the 'always be prepared' approach to this outfit. You know, just in case she gets a little too liquored up at the track and needs to wipe some vom off her dress Alexa Chung style.

Okay, okay. Stop your 'ew'-ing!

This travesty comes right off the back of the very cute outfit she wore yesterday. We should have known.

BTW: She's aging rather awkwardly, isn't she? Coleen's meant to be 22 (she turned 22 on April 3rd) but would you check out those wrinkles? As Aristotle once said - 'Over-tanning is evil and sun-block is your friend.' Okay, maybe not Aristotle but seriously old-stock common sense nonetheless.
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2 Comments:

*Doubtful* OK, that Anna person is very fanciable, but I'm buggered if I can see how she deserves a "best-dressed" award. Except of course that all the other entrants looked horrendous.
Only at Aintree, I guess. She's got cute shoes on though.







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