Saturday, April 26, 2008
I'VE GOT A WANDERING EYE: CHELSEA V MAN U
Michael Ballack slotted in two goals for Chelsea today breathing life into the Blues' title challenge once more. Just like that we're guaranteed a title race that will run all the way to the bitter end.
A few United players displayed some loser-y behavior after the match and ended up getting into a bit of a punch-up with some Bridge groundstaff and stewards. It's not yet clear how the tiff started but we're more than prepared to come out with our own BS explanations should the actual BS reasons not be uncovered soon.
A few notes on Chels v Man U in the usual half-watching/half-wandering-eye style:
- 57' - Ballack is spotted making a rather eager grab at Carvalho's bum-bum. Everyone likes a bit of the 'good job, bro' bum-pat but that was damn near bordering on harassment. We like.
- 62' - Ronnie's come on in place of Wayne and immediately Ballack has flown off the handle. He wants to have at it with C-Ron, the stupid child - shoves him a couple of times in the area. Wha' happa', B? No clue how the ref missed this one.
- 69' - Oh look! JT's actually acting captain-like and restraining the more vocal Blues from crawling down the referee's throat. Job well done, babe. Cashley's still at it though. The slimy defender/bastard just will not shut up. Speaking of being captain-ly - where's Giggsy, exactly? The man's all but disappeared - letting out an apathetic shrug here and there when he's feeling up to it.
- 72' - Ballack's acting like a kiddie again and he and Didi are having a bit of a tussle over who's going to take the free kick. Ballack looks like he's doing a bit of the 'It should be meeee, ja?!' while Didi and Carvalho are simply not bothered. They're waving him off like you would a whiny little brother. And where's Avram? Perma-pissed and silent, having a nice little sit-down in the dug-out perhaps - filing his nails and the like. Micha gives up on the FK and ends up walking over to the wall as if he's just been turned down by a hot girl at the spring dance. He looks almost relieved when VDS scoops Didier's FK out of the top corner.
Full Time: Chelsea 2 - 1 Man United
Goals: Ballack ('45+1, 86'); Rooney ('56)
Labels: chelsea fabulosity, i've got a wandering eye, man poo-nited
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