Monday, April 7, 2008
THE LANKY: CROUCHIE V BENDTNER
Real talk, ladies: Lanky v Lankier. Peter Crouch v Nicklas Bendtner.
Who makes the grade? Answers are, as usual, compulsory.
Watching Liverpool v Arsenal this weekend it was hard for us not to notice the similarities between the two supremely lanky strikers.
Crouchie's got the extreme 6'7 string-bean lank coupled with that endearing 'I couldn't get a date back in the day but I'm totally loaded now so...' quality. Bendtner, albiet not as lanky as Petie, has got that boyish yet over-confident 'I'm like so much better than Ade' thing down pat.
If put into a choose-or-die situation we'd probably pick Bendtner though. He's got a feisty streak (see: our love of fighting footballers, throwing down with Ade) that we'd very much like to investigate.
Labels: ballers on the block, hot footballers, nicklas bendtner, peter crouch
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Bendtner fo' sho'! I actually hav a mini-thing 4 him but maybe that's because he's a gooner like me! But he is kinda cute in a stroppy, drama queen, young-boy way. Or maybe it's because he's a gooner like me.
Bendtner, clearly. Because there's skinny, there's scrawny, and there's being concerned they're gonna break. Crouch, though I love him, is in the last category.
CLB - Kudos for sticking to your club through thick and thin. Bad pun sort of intended.
Amanda - Tis true. Crouch looks like he could be bowled over by a light draft.
Amanda - Tis true. Crouch looks like he could be bowled over by a light draft.
Nicklas Bendtner, obviously. Just look at that face, he's adorable! (Don't let him hear that though, I reckons he's trying to be hot and tough) I love Crouch to bits, but his skinny legs frighten me sometimes.
aaargh?!!!
no contestt there!
Bendtner all the way, I love him quite a bit..a looot actuallly
seriously nearing obssession now..erhm
he's not that skinny, and the height is just below freakish ...
oh my god...he's so beautiful...
no contestt there!
Bendtner all the way, I love him quite a bit..a looot actuallly
seriously nearing obssession now..erhm
he's not that skinny, and the height is just below freakish ...
oh my god...he's so beautiful...