OF THE MOMENT: TWELLMAN'S STILL PRETTY, HAHNEMANN IS OUR HERO, SHUT UP WILLY

MLS Hottie: Taylor Twellman. We don't care if his cleats haven't touched grass in like half a century - he's been spending his downtime voguing which is almost as good.
EPL Hottie: Marcus Hahnemann. Cold water in the showers after Reading v Wigan caused one of our favourite - usually quite pleasant - Angry Keepers to storm out into the corridor at the JJB clad in only a towel. Now, that's what we like to see! Bocanegra and Volzy get honourable mentions mostly because we feel très sorry for them. Oh, Fulham...
Most Hated: Willam Gallas. Shut up.
Most Loved: Frank Lampard. That goal sent us into the Titanic-ugly-cry, not going to lie.
Most Annoying WAG: Nereida Gallardo. You are a disgrace. Take those earrings OUT of your ears. Cassie wins an honourable mention.
Barf-line: 'You Riise Pudding!' - The Sun
'Round the Neighbourhood: "...today the Champions League is an endurance test requiring either expensive depth on the bench or an alchemist's ability to balance the needs of domestic league days and European nights with often the one being sacrificed for the other..." - A More Splendid Life on what an 'all English' CL final really means.
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