We're putting the focus on the WAGs, lifestyle, players and the all important gossip and dirt surrounding the beautiful game.
Because let's face it, there's so much more to soccer (football) than the game. Did we mention the hot footballers? And yes, we do know the offside rule, thank you very much.
MLS Hottie: Devon McTavish. And do you know why he gets the title again? This.
EPL Hottie: Daniel Agger. He's back and he's hotter than ever.
Most Hated: Philippe Senderos going out on loan. We'd rather see him f*** up for Arsenal team than any other team in the world.
Most Loved: Sunderland. What's the worst that could happen? Someone breaking a leg, then spitting on someone, then busting someone's lip outside of a nightclub. God, we love you, Keano. Honourable mention: Berbatov's sulk on the bench every weekend. It's a little bit funny, you've got to admit.
Most Annoying WAG: Claudine Palmer. Mostly because we literally cannot tell the Liverpool WAGs apart anymore. It's all one blur of tall, blond and big boobs.
Barf-line: 'Blackburn boss Ince prepared to be Hammered by Upton Park faithful' -- Daily Mail -- Do you know how many 'hammered' headlines have surfaced in anticipation of Ince's return to Upton Park? Countless. Zillions.
'Round the Neighbourhood: We miss the Olympics already.
...past moments
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Becks, honey. No. The razor is your friend.