Wednesday, April 30, 2008
SVEN AND HIS WEIRD-SHAPED HEAD ARE ABOUT TO GET THE BOOT
It seems that the playa-gee of football managers just can't catch a break.
Set for the sack once more, Sven and his disgraceful hairline, are rumoured to be launching a mass exodus of starlet footballers at City.
(TIET's TMI du jour: Here's the deal with Sven - Normally we prefer a fully bald head to the extreme bald-ing that Sven sports so very proudly. It's best to take control of the situation and shave it all off. However, in Sven's case, we've come to the conclusion that shaving it off might not actually be the best route because he's got kind of an odd shaped head. It's not quite egg-like - it's kind of like a smushed egg. So, perhaps this 'do is for the better? Y/N?)
In a Chelsea-esque move (Ha! Remember Didi and Lampsy's fangirling tears when Sex in an Overcoat left? God, that was amazing.) the boys and 'senior Manchester City officials' are super pissed about the Thaksin Shinawatra's moves to try and oust the former England coach ('course he wanted McLaren as his predecessor - look how good Gigantor Teeth's made him look!)
Sven's longtime wingman, Tord Grip, told the Sun:
"We think that we have done it well. It hasn’t been that good after Christmas but there is always ups and downs in football. The Premier League is like a marathon. It takes time to build up a team that will be competitive in the Premier League. Now we have two matches left at Manchester City."
Depending on which paper you read, Micah's off to Chelsea (he'll fit right in), Michael Johnson's headed for Liverpool, Elano and Martin Petrov are also on their way out.
So, who's City's new target? Word is they're trying to snap up Brazilian boxer/manager, Luiz Felipe Scolari to join up with their side.
Now for the obvious highlight of City's season:
TIET's Final Verdict: We don't quite understand why Thaksin's got his panties in a knot. City haven't done so badly for themselves this season. They'll finish mid-table - for City (tee-hee,'for city' - you'll always be the 'other' Club, just own up to it, babes) that's not actually half-bad.
source: City stars to follow Sven - Scolari is City target as Eriksson prepares for an early exit
Labels: managers, manchester city, sven goran erikkson, you're so getting sacked in the morning
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