WHY CHERYL'S NOT WEARING HER WEDDING BAND

In her words:
"It's falling off my finger as I've lost weight."
Okay, well that explains why she's been flashing that naked hand around town like Dani Lloyd does her VJ; she still needs to explain the 'available' necklace though. And what about the 'Tweedy' sign at the airport? What's with Cashley not wearing his ring?
We like the drama - love the drama - but we're officially calling shenanigans on this whole damn thing. This PR stunt of a crumbling marriage is tiring us out.
source: Cheryl Cole: I'm not wearing my wedding ring because it's too big
Labels: cheryl cole, WAGs