HURRY UP AND GET HERE, EURO: JENS CHAPERONES THE KIDDIES, LARSSON'S BACK, TREZEGUET'S GONE, SEEDORF'S STILL BEEFIN'
All - well not all if you're a United or Chelsea fan - the leagues on one side of the pond have finally been sorted. Trophies have been lifted, medals have been stolen (yes, we realize it's not league play but what a shame). Whether the results went your way or not it's all done dusted and over, which means all we've got to live on for the next few weeks are traumatic transfer rumours and Euro goss.
Goodie.
We've just caught a whiff of the fact that Henrik Larsson is going to play for Sweden this summer.
"When I quit after the World Cup in 2006, I was very disappointed with the way we were knocked out, and my own performance ... I wasn't counting on playing football this long, and above all, that I would be doing this well. So I had no thoughts about playing in another championship."
Larsson's lovely and his little miracle stint at United last season has certainly not been forgotten but still - isn't he like 50?
Fine - 36. Great news, Henny. At least you've remained sensible about things and have yet to pull out Beckham's 'I'll use a cane if I have to' card.
David Trezeguet's been dropped from France's Euro squad. Terrible news.
Psycho-Domenech:
"If you decide to pick four or five centre forwards, you don't have that many options and you have to make choices. It's never easy to wake up having to cross names from a list."
Trez scored the championship winning goal for the Frenchies at Euro 2000, flubbed up the deciding penalty against the same side at WC 2006 and now he's been ejected by psycho-D. It's been a journey hasn't it, Trez? It's possible that your incessant whinging during qualifying hurt your cause.
Over in the Holland camp, Seedorf v van Basten continues.
"I don’t think Van Basten really is convinced about me and what I can bring for the team and his vision, so it is useless for me to go and be part of something I am not going to be part of."
It's a shame, to be sure, but we can't be bothered with this beefin' Dutch baller any longer. Your drama is being dismissed, sir. The beauty about being a lady-fan - Marnie can attest to this - is that Robin's pretty bum-bum can help you get through just about any Holland related calamity. Won't miss you very much at all.
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