Friday, May 30, 2008
HURRY UP AND GET HERE, EURO: NANDO HAIR WATCH, BLONDE FACIAL HAIR WILL NOT BE APPEARING, METZE'S BEARD THREATENS TO REAPPEAR
['Shave? But why would I do that!? Oh, Jens, you're simply hilarious!]Even though we're now caught in that limbo of extreme boredom that occurs between the off season and Euro starting up (hurry up!) Torres's hair continues to annoy the heck out of everybody.
How does he do it?
It's been looking oddly ginger-ish as well which doesn't appear to be the hottest look for him. And he's also reverted back to doing the ol' flippy-uppy thing with the longish bits.
[Horrid Hair Watch: Needs to consult a competent colourist immediately]The noggin's not looking much better in training either.
[Horrid Hairband Hair Watch: Better than how it looked during the regular season - Y/N?]TIET's overall verdict on Nando staunchly remains: Hells no, take it back wherever it came from.
Moving on now to hair disasters that will not be turning up for Euro: Djibril Cisse. He's been cut from the Frenchie squad earlier this week. Shame.
Regardless, of Domenech's attempt to crush our spirits, it'll be impossible for him to take away our cherished memories of the bright-haired baller. For example, that one of Brokeleg Cisse limping (gracefully limping, thank you) across the stage, pimp-cane in one hand, to collect his losers' medal at WC '06. T'was one of the best moments of the tourney and he's gotten no credit for it.
Encouraging news has popped up though. A made up source tells us that Cisse is now petitioning the FFF for re-inclusion into the Frenchies' Euro squad.
Djib's citing discrimination as grounds for his wrongful dissing and spoke to TIET exclusively on the matter last night: 'I don't know what ees going on in ees [Domenech] 'ed. Pires was left off of the squad last time for ees horoscope sign and you know, I deedent really care then but now Sagna et moi are out for our 'air? Players must stand up for themselves!"
Here, here! Stand up and be counted Frenchies with eye-searingly disgraceful hair!
Cisse may constantly be cracking his legs in half but downtime during injuries are always spent wisely. His competing in the Beard and Moustache Championships has enriched him both as a footballer and as a person!
[Suppose we should stick a photo of his facial hair here. This is much better]And what about Sagna? His cracked braids would've helped distract strikers!
What is wrong with you people?
TIET TMI du Jour: Since we're on the topic of Frenchies who will not be turning up for Euro let's take this moment to also chuckle about the Flamini being left off the roster, shall we? Karma's no fun, is it Flams? Clichy being left off the team is not a laughing matter, however.
TIET TMI du Jour II: Other not-funny-at-all funny things: Google directing people to our page when they chuck 'Philippe Senderos jokes' into Google. Sorry to disappoint you, random Googler, but we happen to take Philippe very seriously here, thanks.
Labels: djibril cisse, fernando torres, frenchies, hurry up and get here euro, jens lehmann, made up shite
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Domenech is like periods from a cow's ass. As much as i miss the Flamster and his ruggedness, he's worthy of France. He should be playing. And Nando's hair is ok now. I don't mind that match because his face is so gosh darn cute. It looks better now than during the season.