Wednesday, May 28, 2008
LIVE-BLOG: ENGLAND V USA
[Third from the right: Hotness. Second from the right: Double hotness.]Yes, USA v England at Wembley tonight.
Lucky for you, Ladies... and TIET are here to help you make sense of the madness. You know, in between the moments we're not trying to spot Bocanegra's gorgeous booty in the wideshots.
As for who yours truly is supporting: I'm supporting hotness. Just in general.
What can we expect from this match up people?
Is it about time that the Yanks show England who the real boss of underwhelming and craptacular performances is? Is England finally ready to part with the 'Blame the Manager/the FA/foreigners if We're Crap' title?
Sorry, useless question.
A few better ones for you to mull over: Is it time Baby Bradley grow the hell up already and do a shirtless goal celebration? (Yes.) Is it about time that Jozy Altidore scores a cracker at Wembley? (Yes. He should also punch a weeping John Terry straight after.) Is it time for Bocanegra to try his luck at naked football? (Always.)
And most importantly: Is it about time that Landon Donovan dies? All dramatic like on the pitch and stuff? Perhaps laying the back of his hand on his forehead as he stumbles to his death?
Okay, fine that last bit was a bit cruel. Landy's going for his 100th cap for the Yanks after all - we should try to be nice.
The live-blogging bizarrity shall begin at 12PM PST/3PM EST/8PM BST.
Do join us.
2 Comments:
Oh, wish I could have been there -- the liveblog looks like y'all had fun! Effing bar review. If you're planning to do this for US/Spain, I'll try to schedule around it. Um, hint hint. ;)
It will be a rather sexy match even though I can't stand either side.