We're putting the focus on the WAGs, lifestyle, players and the all important gossip and dirt surrounding the beautiful game.
Because let's face it, there's so much more to soccer (football) than the game. Did we mention the hot footballers? And yes, we do know the offside rule, thank you very much.
MLS Hottie: Jarrod Smith. The lovely Kiwi with the funny haircut. We're not speaking about the Montreal debacle, by the way.
EPL Hottie: Petr Cech. And Michael Essien. Both just signed new contracts with Chelsea.
Most Hated: Badge-kissing. Means nothing now. Dishonourable mention: Absolute morons.
Most Loved: Philippe Senderos. For indulging the ladies.
Most Annoying WAG: Nereida. Your 15 minutes are now over [NSFW]. Thanks, it was fun.
Barf-line: 'Now Ronaldo's a Roman Slave -- The Sun -- Le snore
'Round the Neighbourhood: From Sniffing the Touchline comes this look at some of the best football tricks of all time. Whoever voted Lee Trundle can go home. Also, how many different ways can we say neon yellow kits DON'T WORK?
...past moments
Labels: cristiano ronaldo, man-flesh du jour
But the socks? Not so much. Proper footballer stockings, please. Not so girly girly 3rd period gym class.