Friday, May 9, 2008

MATHIEU AND THE ARSENAL LADS OUT ON THE TOWN ONE LAST TIME, MATTY MAKES A WEIRD GOODBYE SPEECH

[Watching Mathieu flash the gangsta 'peeeeace!' sign in that loving way he does has damn near opened the floodgates. Someone pass us some tissues.]


Cesc
, Alex, Senderos (yes, still hot) and the lads joined Matty for his last jaunt about town on Wednesday night. Adebayor came dressed like a gang member, Traore wore some questionable pants and Alex had his cheesy grin on. It was a regular, every day sort of Gunner affair.

(Uh, actually, these boys seriously never party. Le boss has got them on a short-as-hell leash because they barely ever leave home, the goodie-goodies.)

A made-up source also tells us that Mathieu made a heart-warming speech. No one really knew what he was rambling about but it did sound oddly familiar:
"Bittersweet memories - that is all I'm taking with me. So good-bye, please don't cry. We both know I'm not what you need. And I...will always love you. I...will always love you"
All the lads did a bit of the squinty-eyed, discreet cough man-cry. Yes, 'awwz', indeed.
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6 Comments:

Not fair! I WANNA PARTY WITH THE GUNNERS!

Way to go endear yourself to the fans you're DESERTING, Flams. He buggers off and gives us the two-finger sign as he's leaving!?

Thanks for these. You've almost made up for the fact that the world is plagued in great plentitude with a disgusting bacteria of MEN.
Disgusting bacteria?! What happened to our tagline? Perverts perving on perverts??

They're only good for thighs and shirt removal, footballers. Don't count on 'em for loyalty or other such frivolousity. It'll only ends in tears.
Sorry. *Tattoos tagline to forehead*

Oh yes, Arsenal players seem to be just excellent at shirt-removals these days. The problem is, the shirt they replace it with is THE WRONG FECKING ONE!!
  At May 9, 2008 12:54 PM Anonymous Cesc's lil bird said:
Oh my Matty! I love you baby, please cancel that contract or something, we still need you! I'm sorry but I do the peace sign. It just comes to me. Don't make fun of it or feel my wrath.
  At May 9, 2008 1:39 PM Anonymous Cesc's lil bird said:
Oh and Cesc is looking hot to trot.
Sagna could not possibly look more fey in that picture.







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