OF THE MOMENT: PADDY NEEDS TO CALL US, XABI MUST NOT LEAVE, VERY FRESH LEGS

MLS Hottie: Patrick Ianni. Last weekend was a bit treacherous for us. Out of nowhere, during the Dynamo/Chivas match, Sacha started emitting hotness vibes. It was really peculiar and, to be frank, downright freaky. So in an attempt to surpress our surging bizarro crush, we're sticking with an old standby this week. Would you look at how pretty Paddy looks while training? Gimme, gimme, gimme!
EPL Hottie: Xabi Alonso. Some very worrying rumours have surfaced this week about Xabi possibly leaving Liverpool. He says he doesn't want to leave but we've all heard that story before, haven't we? Bocanegra, McBride and Volz are also still in our thoughts.
Most Hated: Nani. Pussiest. Dive. Ever.
Most Loved: Footballer bum-bums. As described in our 07/08 Best of the Bum Awards.
Most Annoying WAG: Victoria Beckham. We thought we'd never see the day. From the bathrobe at the Met Gala to the weird first date reminiscing on Oprah - it sure has been a bad weird week for you, VB.
Barf-line: 'Don't Put Roq in Hard Place' - Daily Star
'Round the Neighbourhood: More proof that ladies do just about everything better is new blog, Fresh Legs. With posts that include Keano wearing shorts and giggling during training how can you not bookmark it? Surely, we can all put club alliances aside for just one moment.
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