THIS IS EXTRA TIME

[It's important to remain optimistic, ladies. Robin's bum helps.]

• Matty actually wants you to feel sorry for him. He says he left because he couldn't take the 'pain'. He wanted to stay though. No, really, he did.
• Clichy's gone and spewed some stuff about wanting to 'leave his mark' at the club. We're hoping he doesn't mean that in some territorial animals-peeing-on-trees kind of way. That would be awkward.
  
• Ade says he wants to stick around for a bit longer although he's 'flattered' by all the transfer talk. Any chance your lovely feelings for Arsenal might disappear once flattery turns to moola, Ade? Well, you know how the story goes.
• Vieira's got the solution to all the off-season drama. As usual. He's never going to stop jabbering about Arsenal is he? Oh, we love you nonetheless, Paddy.
• Yaya Toure wants to be reunited with his big bro. Even if you have the best name ever, it's no excuse, Yaya. Stop trying to be cute.
• Our favouritest angry keeper of all time is being lined up for a move to Stuttgart. We're just glad he's sticking around the game for a little longer. Those retiring rumours were a little frightening. In other geriatric Gunner news - Gilberto might stay.
  
• Lassana, the new Anelka, is talking about how great his decision to leave Arsenal is.
• Another annoying/probably false rumour about Cesc has surfaced: Puyol's bait in Barca Fab move. Pfft.
• They've done the taping for the Cesc Fabregas show. No footage to speak of has leaked onto the web yet aside for a few dodgy clips on Youtube including this somewhat frightening piece. EPL Talk was there - they've got a review and photos.
• Transfer talk we can get behind: David Villa. Yum.
  

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