Wednesday, May 7, 2008
TRASH TALK: RELEGATION IS A BLESSING DRESSED IN A SEQUINED BALACLAVA
Ex-Fulham manager, Chris Coleman, has been out and about in the press spewing non-sense about his former employers.
'This could turn out to be a blessing in disguise,' Coleman's non-sensical tirade about Fulham's potential relegation begins. 'It will sober up those people who think they should be a top 10 club. They don't have 40,000 supporters, they don't have a top 10 budget. Why should they be top 10? Fulham are a great little club but that's what they are, a great little club.'
Sorry, Chris, but just how is relegation a 'blessing' exactly?
Relegation is never a good thing when it involves hotties. No matter how you spin this thing.
You see, Fulham getting knocked down means that their back line o' hotties (well, mostly just Bocanegra-Volz although we sometimes find ourselves feeling peculiar things for Konchesky) gets knocked down as well. That's a no-no and cannot happen.
Also, just how would we get our weekend McBride fix should the Cottagers go down? Assuming he stays with the side, that is. Ya'll know how we don't care about the Championship, right? The whole thing would throw our weekend routine completely out of whack.
Get your ish together, boys. Quickly.
source: I'm hoping Fulham stay up, but let's face it, they'll never be a big team
Labels: god bless fulhamerica, managers, trash talk
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