VIDEO: THE CESC FABREGAS SHOW - SAY 'THERE'S A COW!'
It's the only clip that's surfaced on the 'tube so far. Come on, bootleggers!
EDIT: Actually, some lovely person's gone and put the whole thing up on google video. If you've not seen it yet do click through.
Call us crazy but the cow thing may actually work on a few guys.
The entire show was quite good, actually - exactly what you'd expect. It was pretty much a one hour ad-spot for Cesc but without much direct Nike pimpage which was good to see.
It started off with a few minutes of ass-licking on the presenters' parts which threw us off a bit. The boys nearly took it a step too far: 'Tonight we're privileged to be in the presence of a living genius ... One of the finest, bravest most talented ... awesome and inspirational ... a man who's boots we're not worthy to lick.' It was verging on homo-erotic, for reals.
To top off the sugary goodness, they then cut to a clip of a bunch of other footballers talking about Cesc, which saw William Gallas spread that man-love a bit further calling him '...something magic.'
Other highlights included Philippe's forehead wrinkles (he seemed to take the heading challenge quite seriously, our boy), Cesc's mum (ahem), Nicky Bendtner looking slightly uncomfortable and out of place as if he was made to show up (well, Nike is his boot sponsor so it's likely that he was) and Wenger explaining how footballers are like houses ('Am I ready not to go the disco on Friday night because on Saturday I want to have a good day?').
TIET TMI du jour: Yes, Cesc's mum, Nuria. Looks definitely run in the family, folks. In fact, we've now developed massive girl-crushes on the woman. We can't be the only ones here. Confess, people.
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Philippe. <3 Let me tenderly caress your forehead.