Saturday, May 10, 2008
WHO STOLE MY CHIPS?
Baby Gunners Kieran Gibbs and Mark Randall bunk off school to head for local Chavtastic fast-food joint, Perfect Chicken. While Kieran gets Kentucky Fried Frisky with his kebab and Mark wonders who pinched his chips, the bog cleaner, er, Chicken Steve, looks on in alarm.
Note: Omit all details about Perfect Chicken, and this story is actually halfway true.
Labels: one for the vault
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If that is actually Kieran, I'll have to bust out a few tears for the loss of innocence.
Too true, sadly. I've actually never seen these guys play before and if they've played proper matches, I was probably too snowed under with work to watch them. So now, seeing them for the first time, I must say that their hotness is nothing to speak about. Especially the one on the right (Mark?). Anyway, as like one of the few English dudes in a seriously foreign team in an English league, I hope they do well for the sake of England. I'm not English btw.