YOU'LL NEVER SEX IT UP ALONE: GUESS WHAT? TORRES HAS AS A REALLY HOT ACCENT

Although we'd rather not admit it, we've recently discovered that Nando has a really, really hot accent. It's hard to believe this is only the second time we've heard him speak English - it's enough to make you melt in your seat.
Oh, would you look at us crossing boundaries to acknowledge hotness and such. Facing our demons and fear of Horrid Hair to do so. Aren't you proud of us? No? Fine then, we'll just go ahead and give ourselves props if no one else is going to do it. Sheesh! That damn well sapped the strength out of every Torres hating cell we had in our bodies.
Now quick, someone say something mean about him so we can go back to hating him again. Er, he needs a haircut. He's getting really pale. Anything.
It's a slippery slope ladies, beware.
Labels: fernando torres, hot footballers, video, you'll never sex it up alone
6 Comments:
Help.
OK, so I've always thought that he looks exactly like my neighbour... except with longer hair, and more Spanishy... and my neighbour's got really sweaty hands. Ick. So try imagining the hand sweat.
His accent is yum.
*Slaps self*
Anon. - Shirtless photos are needed to convince us. Until then it'll be half-ignoring and avoiding all the way.


