Thursday, June 12, 2008
CHERYL'S OPINION DU JOUR: CHERYL JOINS X FACTOR, WILL NOW BE PAID ZILLIONS TO WAX MORONIC
After a few months of intense quiet around this thread, it seems that we've finally found some heartening news to report/ramble about.
It's just been announced that Cheryl Cole, sometimes wife of Ashley Cole, is going to be joining ITV1's X Factor next season, replacing Sharon Osbourne on the judges' panel.
TIET BTW: X Factor is sort of like the British version of American Idol, out of which annoying artists like Leona Lewis and her dreadfully annoying yet much-too-catchy single Bleeding Love come out of.
This is great news. Especially when you consider the fact that Cheryl finds it difficult -- or perhaps doesn't try to -- keep her mouth shut about anything at all. It'll be a great venue for her to air out ill-advised and completely uncalled for comments - except this time around they will be called for. Oh, happy day!
Let's take a quick look back at a few of those 'uncalled for' comments, shall we?
On other people washing her underwear:
[Chezza's take: 'I find it quite violating.']On people cheating on her:
[Chezza's take: 'If anyone cheated on me they’d be dead.**]**Kind of, sort of. She's still scheming.
On Victoria Beckham:
[Chezza's take: 'Victoria is quite insecure.']On Britney Spears:
[Chezza's take: 'I hope her mum makes her go to rehab.']On Lily Allen:
[Chezza's take: 'She's a chick with a dick.']On Pete Doherty:
[Chezza's take: 'That junkie idiot.']On surviving her visit to Compton:
[Chezza's take: 'People say you shouldn't drive through certain areas as you can get shot. I just put on jeans and trainers and took off my engagement ring and I didn't get any hassle at all.]On Cashley's move to Chelsea:
[Chezza's take: 'I almost begged Ashley to sign for Chelsea not really knowing what that would mean ... He wouldn't have got half as much s**t if he had gone there (Real Madrid) rather than Chelsea.']On how pathetic her husband is in the kitchen:
[Chezza's take: 'I couldn't believe it - especially as it says "boil for two minutes" on the front of the packet.']On being a WAG:
[Chezza's take: 'To be labelled as someone’s wife I find very degrading as a woman.']Good luck with X-Factor, Cheryl. Here's to hoping that you dish out a few more spicy quotes to add to this colourful list in the coming seasons.
source: Cheryl Cole will replace Sharon Osbourne as X Factor judge
Labels: cheryl cole, cheryl's opinion du jour, WAGs
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