Wednesday, June 25, 2008
CHERYL'S OPINION DU JOUR: ON WHY SHE'S A GREAT JUDGE
[Arriving at the X Factor auditions in Birmingham. All 80lbs of her.]Cheryl's had a rough go of things lately: her man cheated her, she lost a ton of weight and now has a gap the size of Guam between her thighs, and she has the moronic non-sensibility to take back her insufferable cheating douche of a husband.
So, instead of berating her for being such a blind fool, let's try to focus on the positive here: at least she's back to talking again.
On why she's the perfect judge for X Factor:
"Out of all the panel, I am the one who can relate to what those people are going through. I stood there and did all that so I have a good chance of winning."
Ah, Cheryl. It's not about the winning, see. It's about the spouting of hilarious half-wit quotes for our amusement.
And this one just won't do.
It's only a matter of time though. We'll try to be patient with you.
source: Cheryl: I will outdo Sharon - Painfully thin Cheryl Cole reveals her tiny frame at X Factor auditions
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