Wednesday, June 25, 2008
CRISTIANO AND NEREIDA SUCKING FACE IN ITALY
[Slime.]We generally like the WAGs here. Really, we do. They're entertaining, say stupid things, wear even stupider things and make us laugh -- all good qualities. This woman, on the other hand, continues to make us want to punch her.
Cristiano and his most punchable lady-friend, Nereida Gallardo, are out in Sardinia relaxing and sucking face now that his side has been safely booted from Euro. The woman is in the height of money-grubbing ecstasy, as you can see, and doesn't care who knows -- or sees -- it.
[And he's wearing a CR7 hat. No matching earrings in sight though..]They've also rented a £10 million yacht where, we assume, she'll continue to rub her slimy self all over him.
A dodgy Daily Mail 'source':
"She's totally smitten and so is he. Their relationship is looking pretty serious."
Click to enlarge at your own risk, folks. You may or may not be overcome by an overwhelming urge to toss your computer out the window.
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source: Cristiano Ronaldo gets hot and heavy with model girlfriend in Italy
Labels: candids, cristiano ronaldo, i cant believe i put on make-up for this, nereida gallardo, WAGs
8 Comments:
Also, LOVE that the source refers to her as a "struggling model". HA. If by model you mean some guy took nudie shots of her for free a few times, then yes, model she is.
Let's face it. We're ALL models. If she can be classified as a model, we certainly can. Heck...the gals that I know who post on these sites are real lookers, not to be confused with hookers -which is not that far from what Whoreida is.
Who wears their own hat?
Who does that??
Who does that??
actually, she is a model: she's a glamour model. you know, posing for those tastelessly sexy photos bordering on soft porn. or just fhm-worthy. still "eew" and so not the high fashion or even victoria's secret kind. which is sad because i think 87% of WAGs are glamour models. by the way, whoreida looks gross. they actually look good together.
@ Cheska:
But most WAGs who are glamour models have atleast been featured in a men's magazine or page 3 or whatnot. Somehow (even if only slightly) compensated for their nudity. I believe all the nudie shots of Whoreida were leaked by the photog that took them. They arent from a mag. You're not really a "model" if nothing has ever been done with your photos, no one ever would have seen these pics had she not gotten famous by screwing a footballer.
But most WAGs who are glamour models have atleast been featured in a men's magazine or page 3 or whatnot. Somehow (even if only slightly) compensated for their nudity. I believe all the nudie shots of Whoreida were leaked by the photog that took them. They arent from a mag. You're not really a "model" if nothing has ever been done with your photos, no one ever would have seen these pics had she not gotten famous by screwing a footballer.
Trashy & tacky...gross.
ewww... my gag reflex is going again... she is so TACKY.
ugh. I need to lie down. I'm nauseous now. :S
ugh. I need to lie down. I'm nauseous now. :S
Hate her. Hate her. Hate her.
Glad to see I inspired you for the day :)