DC, WHY YOU SO FLY?: THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN MORE OFTEN
Allegedly, the MLS is still happening.
We cannot actually confirm that for you because we've been ignoring its existence for the past few weeks because of You-Know-What happening in You-Know-Where.
But just as a disclaimer before this blessed thread becomes a TIET regular like you know it will, the lady-proprietor of this wholesome corner of the internetz happens to have an unnatural and intense hate on for DC United.
She does not know where it actually came from but assumes that it had a whole lot to do with the annoying blog Bobby Boswell (but we still kind of love you) kept during his time at United and the club's groundbreaking, innovative and obnoxiously insistent, web-pimping.
With that said, she cannot and will not deny the following: she harbours epic and often downright fangirly emotions for half the team -- McTavish, Burch, all of them at one point -- and is probably Behind the Badge's biggest source of hits.
She needs help.
Clearly.
Labels: ben olsen, bryan namoff, confessions, dc why you so fly?

